#egoldtist

[strangeauthorarchive]

sorry if this is out of Nowhere but ur so inspiring like ur dedication to ur work and writing and like how passionate u are about it is super amazing ALSO u are genuinely one of the most hilarious ppl on this site. i hope u have a superb day

oh my goodness;;;; thank you so much!!!!

[robbierottenhateblog]

art req: robbie and his robot dog? or robbie in ur fave disguise??

roberto the great! this was a good look for robbie

[interruptingkau]

Perhaps raccoons admire houses like we admire trees...

[strangeauthorarchive]

egoldtist replied to your post: who are these anons that keep coming in my inbox...

i swear these jerk off anons can smell self consciousness or whatever like sharks can smell chum except theyre too cowardly n dumb to rlly do anything lmfao

MOOD

[floreawe]

Flat White, Sparkling Water

Flat White: Coffee or Tea?

Tea!

Sparkling Water: Describe what qualities you look for in a person

hmmmm i dont really think about this too much but easy to talk to and has similar interests

[floreawe]

why do these stupid noids always use the crucible as a comparison like shsjffjsfbs

i love how they use the witch hunt play when rbing the post with all the literal proof right there

[floreawe]

1, 8, & 9

1. describe your idea of a perfect date

hmm probs going somewhere where we can be cute in public and/or stay at home and watch stuff or play videogames and laze around in comfy pjs also lots of cuddling

8. opinion on nap dates?

yes!! that sounds so cute?? and like what if u have a gay dream and see each other there that would be amazing ngl

9. opinion on brown eyes?

best eye color nothing natural or unnatural can ever compare tbqh (gold or red are close tho)

[misericordae]

hetty for the oc thing!!

thank ya!!!!! 

Full Name: henrietta anita byrde, byrde’s not her legal surnameGender and Sexuality: cis girl. bi with a distaste for men Pronouns: she/her Ethnicity/Species: human, mexican-americanBirthplace and Birthdate: southern nebraska, march 14thGuilty Pleasures: she has a big crush on rudolph valentino and collects memorabilia related to him. she considers it Super Embarrassing Phobias: fire and wide open, flat spaces What They Would Be Famous For: her acting ability & and being such a good saleswoman What They Would Get Arrested For: being an absolute conwomanOC You Ship Them With: i ship hetty with a successful career and several pieces of pearl jewelry OC Most Likely To Murder Them: Whom Would Do Such A Thing (maybe the second o’rourke son)Favorite Movie/Book Genre: realistic fiction Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: A Man Repeatedly Asking A Woman Out Is Romantic And Not Creepy At All Talents and/or Powers: she’s incredibly cute and can convince people to buy things they don’t need in thirty seconds flat Why Someone Might Love Them: she is, again, incredibly cute, generally loyal, and kind to people when meeting them Why Someone Might Hate Them: she will not hesitate to use someone for their $$$$ or what they can get for her, and her current occupation relies on that How They Change: she gradually realizes that true emotional vulnerability will not be the death of herWhy You Love Them: she’s ride or die for her found family & generally a sweet girl