#ehhhhhhh.

[blurrymango]

2D and Murdoc on a date in public walking together.

2D's thoughts: "Yay! I love holding hands with Muds I'm having so much fun :3 it's such a good day today I hope he throatffucks me so hard later that I have trouble singing tomorrow I hope he lets me cum- I wonder if that pretty girl over there would interested in a threesome."

Murdoc's thoughts: "Dead dead dead they're all dead I've killed them 76 times already dead. Stop looking at me. It's so goddamn hot out here. I look like a faggot I look like a god I feel like the scum of the earth I feel like a deity. Everyone wants carnally everyone wants me dead I should kill myself and 2D right here right now."

Same scenario, except it's Flug and Black Hat on a date instead.

Flug's thoughts: "If I started killing everyone here how long would it take before someone tried stopping me? They wouldn't be able to. I bet I look like a freak right now I bet Lord Black Hat wishes I weren't here right now. Oh look at that pretty girl I wonder how loud she'd scream if I scalped her did I leave the burner on oh I hope 505 is ok at home-"

Black Hat's thoughts: "Everyone here is afraid of me and I look absolutely amazing in these new shoes. I think I'll eat a bird later."

[fide-et-amore]

I am really not that smart, just good at pretending I am :DD My major in uni was japanese, but I really suck at it (depressive episodes rendered me useless during those times, sometimes i went for weeks without studying and fell behind so much i couldn't be bothered to catch up to the level i wanted and needed to, but that's whatever). I know Russian because pretty much everyone in Ukraine does. English kinda happened on its own thanks to the internet lol And German was mandatory in school :/

well i’m not smart at all and i believe most of people would agree. *shrugs*

anyway, you still sound impressive to me, sorry, you can’t undo that anymore, it’s just done deal. and you’re still here, with all those depressive episodes, i mean you managed to graduate or whatever-ate, and you have a job and you’re probably GOOD at your job, so heck yeah give yourself a high five!

[kirisakin]

Look, I’m all for combining anime and games if that’s your fancy, but maybe don’t equate Dedede being fat when he’s evil and lean/muscular when he’s good.

[lmolm]

eh.

[hearttstopper]

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[untame]

white suit, white crew white light gonna guide me through

routine winner gonna cap the grave like this my fist gonna break

#tbt the stormtrooper twerk.

[pastrois]

booooooy.

[thereallifeskits]

Ah, I don’t like my thoughts right now. I keep thinking of weird things that I should not be thinking of for reasons.