#ehm?

[bluesartdump]

*makes a new post*

Oh okay, Tumblr

[bratbabygirl]

Ovulation week and after I almost hurt myself at the gym my Trainer said “I’m here to make sure you’re safe”

What are we now?? Does he feel the same? How am I gonna play with his kid ever again?

[peihgeelaw]

people are accusing brittany of racism against devin on the live feed chat i am rn like....

[pragmatxc]

so dad bursts into my room and

Dad: Elli! You have got to hear this!

Me: What is it?

Dad: What does a popsicle and an elephant have in common?

Me: ehm, I don't know

Dad: They both start with P because the elephants name's Per

Dad then left the room laughing so hard he couldn't breath

[alovelyghost]

Someone called me Diana-pyon and I don't know if I should be offended or not. 0.0? Do any of you know?

[hanny-hasy]

how did it come that I read about prostate massage on wikipedia?

[connors-little-sin]