#einstein talks

[computer-einstein]

So, TIL that one of my classmates is a fan of Danny Phantom.

How do I know this?

...They literally covered the entire dorm in Danno faces.

My gym teacher is on a witch hunt rn and I feel like he's going to confiscate my phone if he sees it so I'll post pictures after school.

[computer-einstein]

...Guys You will not believe what I just found!

Believe or not...that elevator leads to a SUPERCOMPUTER! Like, an actual, real, genuine supercomputer complete with an interface on the upper floors and everything! It was off and inactive but STILL!

Holy shit...

Though...I found some weird tube looking things as well. I'm gonna post photos in a bit, I just need some time to process and catalogue everything. See you all tomorrow!

[computer-einstein]

uhhh, cool find but idk maybe you should leave the supercomputer alone? like it was hidden right, what if its a secret government weapons project or something? it could be dangerous to mess with it

I honestly had my suspicions of that too...until I realized that there were no security systems! In fact, it was all easily accessible, straight out of the box. Like, look at this thing:

The interface alone is insane. A giant computer interface with a giant keyboard (that sadly does not have space for a mouse but I digress) and this REALLY comfy chair! Yet there are no armed guards, no security cameras, no nothing.

Honestly, I'm really tempted to turn it on, because holy cow, this thing must be extra powerful. I'm thinking like, maybe 2x or 3x the power of Frontier (which, if you don't know, has a processor calculation of 1.206 exaFLOPs, making it the world's fastest supercomputer).

I don't, something about this just seems very tempting to me.

[computer-einstein]

I wonder if Pencak Silat Kid and Gym Girl have ever met each other. They sound like they'd be perfect for each other.

I don't think they have. Then again, I don't really know much about them. I only know Pencak Silat Kid practices Pencak Silat because I asked and he told me. I have no idea what Gym Girl practices, much less her name or any personal details I haven't gotten by my own observation.

So, for all I know, they could be boyfriend and girlfriend already and I would have no idea because I don't talk to people outside of forced social interaction. But it's most likely that they haven't.

Gonna ask Pencak Silat Kid about that tomorrow.

(Also, I found out Gym Girl has a tumblr and I hope she doesn't realize who I am IRL)

[computer-einstein]

Since my school shenanigans seem to be pretty popular on tumblr, I'm gonna share a story. So, for context, at my boarding school, we just have morning classes on Saturdays and, then, the afternoon is free for us to use as long as we're back in our dorms by curfew. This information will help put into context what's going on.

So, I was busy heading to my last class of the day when I started hearing loud metal music coming from the courtyard. I went to check it out cuz I was curious, and found this giant crowd of kids shouting and cheering on something. It was at this moment I realized that the music was 'The Only Thing They Fear is You' from that shooter everyone liked 4 years ago. I looked into the crowd, and saw five kids of various grades going in an all out brawl with each other.

And by brawl, I mean 'fight to the death' sans the actually dying part.

There was hair-pulling, nose-breaking, the blackening of eyes, the whole nine yards.

I was genuinely shocked none of our teachers were noticing this.

And then probably the best part of this story happened.

One of my classmates (Who's the kid I mentioned in an earlier post that knew pencak silat and karate) went up to the crowd, pushed his way through, and promptly wiped the floor with all five of the fighters.

Idk how this kid, who is only a few centimeters taller than me and is probably the biggest loner I had ever met, was able to quickly take out five kids who were fighting, but here I am, telling this story.

Anyway, the crowd quickly broke up and the kid (Who I'm going to refer to from now as Pencak Silat Kid to make it easier for myself) walked away to the last class of the day.

By the time our gym teacher got to the area (I knew cuz I was one of the last ones to leave), the only people there were all five of the kids, knocked out cold. I haven't seen them since so I am going to assume they had been expelled or suspended.

Anyway, you guys want to know the stinger of this story?

For our last class, my history teacher made us form groups for a history project regarding the French Resistance in Nazi-Occupied France during ww2. And you know who I got as my partner? Pencak Silat Kid.

...he's a pretty nice guy, honestly. Barely talked about himself but he was receptive to my ideas and we had a pretty good time working on the project for the rest of the day after classes. I got his name too, but I'm not going to doxx it on tumblr.

[computer-einstein]

???? YOU??? HAVE THE BLUEPRINTS TO YOUR SCHOOL MEMORIZED????

anyways, triple dog dare you to open the door, there's probably aliens in there or somethin

Yes. Yes I do have the blueprints for my boarding school memorized. What else did you expect from me, I advocate for piracy and I 'zooted' on redbull once to finish a program.

Also, I am not opening that door until I can find someone who knows how to pick locks. Don't you dare think I didn't try opening it when I first saw it.

That red door was LOCKED! I need to find someone at my school who knows how to pick locks because I certainly don't know how and I don't want to set off the DST again.

[computer-einstein]

Update: Apparently @della-robbia-productions DOES know how to lockpick doors (and kept saying I had no rizz apparently).

PERFECT!

Well, as I write this, the door is open. On the other side, there seems to be some kind of tunnel. Its made of dirt and has cables running along the sides, so I've personally come to the conclusion that this may be a maintenance tunnel.

Me and Odd (that's his name, which actually surprised me) are gonna do a thing of rock paper scissors to see who will go down first.

[computer-einstein]

Update: Uhhhh...apparently @della-robbia-productions wasn't joking. I see a wildly dressed, gay-looking, scrawny italian heading my way now. I...guess I'm gonna direct him to the red door???

Man, no offense, but you looks like something out of a 90s commerical.