Where I post computer tips and talk about my life rarely

French computer genius and minor. Builds robots and makes programs in my off time, as well as posting on this blog //RP blog for Jeremie Belpois from Code Lyoko. Tracking mentions and #code lyoko. Will mainly use this blog as if Jeremie is on tumblr posting//

[computer-einstein]

uhhh, cool find but idk maybe you should leave the supercomputer alone? like it was hidden right, what if its a secret government weapons project or something? it could be dangerous to mess with it

I honestly had my suspicions of that too...until I realized that there were no security systems! In fact, it was all easily accessible, straight out of the box. Like, look at this thing:

The interface alone is insane. A giant computer interface with a giant keyboard (that sadly does not have space for a mouse but I digress) and this REALLY comfy chair! Yet there are no armed guards, no security cameras, no nothing.

Honestly, I'm really tempted to turn it on, because holy cow, this thing must be extra powerful. I'm thinking like, maybe 2x or 3x the power of Frontier (which, if you don't know, has a processor calculation of 1.206 exaFLOPs, making it the world's fastest supercomputer).

I don't, something about this just seems very tempting to me.

[computer-einstein]

...Guys You will not believe what I just found!

Believe or not...that elevator leads to a SUPERCOMPUTER! Like, an actual, real, genuine supercomputer complete with an interface on the upper floors and everything! It was off and inactive but STILL!

Holy shit...

Though...I found some weird tube looking things as well. I'm gonna post photos in a bit, I just need some time to process and catalogue everything. See you all tomorrow!

[computer-einstein]

Guys! Guys! Holy cow, I think I found something huge. So, I was busy trying to find robot parts at the abandoned factory near my school and I just found this elevator that leads down to levels I hadn't seen on any blueprints of the factory!

Usually, I just post tech tips but I think just stumbled onto something amazing! I'll be posting about it over the next few hours.

[lyokowarrior-yumiishiyama]

// PICK ON YUMI NIGHT ON THE DASHBOARD. C'MON Y'ALL YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO LMAO

❀;; -- "You all suck."

[computer-einstein]

Ngl, I have to ask...why do you have such a big forehead?

[computer-einstein]

nice knowing you tumblr user computer-einstein, and no worries I passed the message along

Thank you, anon. May we come back alive.

[computer-einstein]

Update: Apparently @della-robbia-productions DOES know how to lockpick doors (and kept saying I had no rizz apparently).

PERFECT!

Well, as I write this, the door is open. On the other side, there seems to be some kind of tunnel. Its made of dirt and has cables running along the sides, so I've personally come to the conclusion that this may be a maintenance tunnel.

Me and Odd (that's his name, which actually surprised me) are gonna do a thing of rock paper scissors to see who will go down first.

[della-robbia-productions]

Listen, it's not my fault you're rizzless!! At least we balance each other out in that way :3

Rock paper scissors time!

[computer-einstein]

Eh, you just look like a bland piece of candy to me.

Anyway, on three...

Rock

Paper

Scissors

SHOOT!

[della-robbia-productions]

HEY???

Rock paper scissors

✂️ 👍

[computer-einstein]

DARN IT, I GOT PAPER!

...Guess I'm going in first.

I want you to know that I hate this immensely.

[computer-einstein]

Update: Uhhhh...

This tunnel seems to just lead to the sewers. I'm beginning to suspect that this might be just a maintenance tunnel.

Still, pretty cool.

(Odd said I had a skill issue though and that's not cool >:()

[computer-einstein]

Update: Apparently @della-robbia-productions DOES know how to lockpick doors (and kept saying I had no rizz apparently).

PERFECT!

Well, as I write this, the door is open. On the other side, there seems to be some kind of tunnel. Its made of dirt and has cables running along the sides, so I've personally come to the conclusion that this may be a maintenance tunnel.

Me and Odd (that's his name, which actually surprised me) are gonna do a thing of rock paper scissors to see who will go down first.

[della-robbia-productions]

Listen, it's not my fault you're rizzless!! At least we balance each other out in that way :3

Rock paper scissors time!

[computer-einstein]

Eh, you just look like a bland piece of candy to me.

Anyway, on three...

Rock

Paper

Scissors

SHOOT!

[della-robbia-productions]

HEY???

Rock paper scissors

✂️ 👍

[computer-einstein]

DARN IT, I GOT PAPER!

...Guess I'm going in first.

I want you to know that I hate this immensely.

[nightmareentertainment]

Jeremy the realest guy ever. I louve him | screencaps

[computer-einstein]

// Me too, OP. Me too. //

[computer-einstein]

Update: Apparently @della-robbia-productions DOES know how to lockpick doors (and kept saying I had no rizz apparently).

PERFECT!

Well, as I write this, the door is open. On the other side, there seems to be some kind of tunnel. Its made of dirt and has cables running along the sides, so I've personally come to the conclusion that this may be a maintenance tunnel.

Me and Odd (that's his name, which actually surprised me) are gonna do a thing of rock paper scissors to see who will go down first.

[della-robbia-productions]

Listen, it's not my fault you're rizzless!! At least we balance each other out in that way :3

Rock paper scissors time!

[computer-einstein]

Eh, you just look like a bland piece of candy to me.

Anyway, on three...

Rock

Paper

Scissors

SHOOT!

[computer-einstein]

Update: Apparently @della-robbia-productions DOES know how to lockpick doors (and kept saying I had no rizz apparently).

PERFECT!

Well, as I write this, the door is open. On the other side, there seems to be some kind of tunnel. Its made of dirt and has cables running along the sides, so I've personally come to the conclusion that this may be a maintenance tunnel.

Me and Odd (that's his name, which actually surprised me) are gonna do a thing of rock paper scissors to see who will go down first.

[computer-einstein]

Update: Uhhhh...apparently @della-robbia-productions wasn't joking. I see a wildly dressed, gay-looking, scrawny italian heading my way now. I...guess I'm gonna direct him to the red door???

Man, no offense, but you looks like something out of a 90s commerical.

[della-robbia-productions]

I'll give you all but the scrawny!!! Svelte is more like it! Can't believe you choose to insult me the moment I show up :(

Anyways you're the one who dresses like a early 2000s Disney movie side character who gets bullied at school for being a nerd right?

[computer-einstein]

...Yes. Yes, I'm dressed like that. I also have blond hair and glasses.

Anyway, be quick before you know who catches us out here!

[computer-einstein]

Update: Uhhhh...apparently @della-robbia-productions wasn't joking. I see a wildly dressed, gay-looking, scrawny italian heading my way now. I...guess I'm gonna direct him to the red door???

Man, no offense, but you looks like something out of a 90s commerical.

[computer-einstein]

I'm genuinely not trying to imply something I'm just gonna say though that if I check up on you in 10 years and you're a trans catgirl I really wouldn't be shocked

I...what?????

[computer-einstein]

???? YOU??? HAVE THE BLUEPRINTS TO YOUR SCHOOL MEMORIZED????

anyways, triple dog dare you to open the door, there's probably aliens in there or somethin

Yes. Yes I do have the blueprints for my boarding school memorized. What else did you expect from me, I advocate for piracy and I 'zooted' on redbull once to finish a program.

Also, I am not opening that door until I can find someone who knows how to pick locks. Don't you dare think I didn't try opening it when I first saw it.

That red door was LOCKED! I need to find someone at my school who knows how to pick locks because I certainly don't know how and I don't want to set off the DST again.

[della-robbia-productions]

Waaaait you're the one running all around campus!? See now I'm curious. I caaaan pick locks anyways. :3?

[computer-einstein]

Ummm, who are you? I don't recognize you.

[computer-einstein]

skill issue

>:0

How dare you!

[computer-einstein]

((...I've been tempted to for months but the last post is the final straw should I cave and make the Odd rp Tumblr? He's the easiest to write for me jfjajf

//Go right ahead, fam! Join the club, I'm sure you'll do fine :D! We may be a dying race but we are mighty!!//

[computer-einstein]

???? YOU??? HAVE THE BLUEPRINTS TO YOUR SCHOOL MEMORIZED????

anyways, triple dog dare you to open the door, there's probably aliens in there or somethin

Yes. Yes I do have the blueprints for my boarding school memorized. What else did you expect from me, I advocate for piracy and I 'zooted' on redbull once to finish a program.

Also, I am not opening that door until I can find someone who knows how to pick locks. Don't you dare think I didn't try opening it when I first saw it.

That red door was LOCKED! I need to find someone at my school who knows how to pick locks because I certainly don't know how and I don't want to set off the DST again.