Eivor: Okay, who here thought Randvi and I were dating?
Randvi: *puts hand up*
Eivor: Put your hand down, Randvi.
Source: @kyalin-incorrectquotes
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Eivor: Okay, who here thought Randvi and I were dating?
Randvi: *puts hand up*
Eivor: Put your hand down, Randvi.
Source: @kyalin-incorrectquotes
Y’all... I have “started” my Randivor fic...
It’s already almost 4500 words long...
I’m only JUST into Chapter 1...
Chapter 1 of 23 (This includes a Prologue)
All I’m saying is... someone better fucking enjoy this.
Eivi by Brendan Wiebe
Eivor: I'm totally fine. Here, I can prove it.
Eivor: [loud, pained groaning]
Eivor: [more loud, pained groaning]
Eivor: [collapsing]Eivor: I'm fine, see?
Randvi: You can't have thought that went well for you.
Source: Brooklyn 99
Randvi: Are you carrying any explosives?
Eivor: Just this bomb ass pussy.
Source: Unknown
Randvi: Hytham, I quit drinking for her.
Randvi: [dunks her face in the mead barrel]
Randvi: Ahhh. Just that one. I’m scared if I stop all at once the cumulative hangover will literally kill me.
Source: Archer
Randvi: Oh, so suddenly you don't have a death wish!
Eivor: Randvi, I've never had a death wish. It's just that I don't believe that I personally even can die.
Source: Archer
Eivor: So uh… what did you do today?
Randvi: ..I got you a cake..
Eivor: Oh yeah?
Randvi: Yeah
Eivor: What is today, baby?
Randvi: The day your Mom died
Eivor: Today is the day my Mom died, 17 years ago
Eivor: Alright. What does the cake say?
Randvi: "SORRY I DIED. LOVE, MOM"
Randvi: I'm sorry!
Source: Tiktok user haha...yikes