#elaborate shitposting

[ekranonishere]

esta miku argentina te enseña a bailar rolinga, es la más diva en este proyecto de popipop

[purplexiasphinx]

The world is dark. Everything is cold, and damp, and there is no sign of life.

It is peaceful, in an unsettling kind of way. The silence makes every step seem like cannon fire, every heartbeat like gunshots, and every single breath a gust of wind strong enough to carry away small children.

The silence remains for some time. You make your home in the darkness, away from fear and worry. There's no way to tell how much time has passed, or when you arrived. Maybe you never really did arrive- you were here since the beginning. Maybe it has always been dark.

And then there is a light. A face. With a body attached.

People, you think. Two of them. They are unfamiliar, and they don't belong here. Their presence is rough and loud and it calls everything you knew into question.

And then one of them speaks, soft scales and sharp teeth glinting in the harsh light.

"GOD FUCKING dammit KRIS where the FUCK are we?!"

[hollowthyme]

Tonight is actually just me shitposting by writing everything but the project I’m supposed to be doing tbh and especially procrastinating by writing a damn joke

writing as Bretta is a treat and a half 

[osakasshitpit]

Somebody on reddit noticed the parallels between MGS2 and Octo Expansion, so I made this. I hope somebody likes this