Avelar Apologist

You can call me Kris, Grimm, or Poly(gon)! | Just a silly little guy! | Check my neocities for all my names and pronouns | Profile picture by @ghostcasket | Ask me about my commissions!

[tangerinespf40]

[purplexiasphinx]

i hate to say it but pheromosa happened three generations ago it's a decade old

I KNOW MY WORD CHOICE IS INCREDIBLY CONFUSING AT ALL TIMES <3

[cheriecore]

[cheriecore]

happy ending

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[homunculus-argument]

Craving more berries while my legs are still tired from getting berries yesterday. I'm unsure whether there's any decent berry spots within walking distance, and also I'm out of breadcrumbs again as well. Going to get some from the grocery on bike would be an option, but it's summer out there and I don't want to get scorched and sweaty.

>:C

[stopaskingmetosignupforthissite]

Some people just live wildly different lives from me, and that's okay.

Like.

I am eating cinnamon rolls on my couch that I made from a can for my girlfriend because that's our "high effort" breakfast.

And you're out here talking about picking fresh berries and needing breadcrumbs!? Like, are you secretly also Hansel and Gretel?

[homunculus-argument]

I make what I call blueberry mush: 1/4th sugar, 1/4th breadcrumbs, 1/2 crushed blueberries. Every year when there's blueberries out there I go feral for them. Yesterday I had no breadcrumbs left to mix to my delicious blueberry hoard of the day, so I ground up a goddamn old dried up bread loaf end with a stone mortar and pestle for the crumbs. Proper 1800s type of shit. A friend of mine called this "caveman wife material activities."

[yehoria-offical]

not even like using a blender???

[homunculus-argument]

Don't own one, don't need one. I fucking love my mortar and pestle.

[sockdrawerdemon]

Can you instruct your cottage to walk over to the berries for you?

[homunculus-argument]

I live in an apartment building, but that got me thinking: would a six-story building walk like this or like this?

[triviallytrue]

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

[triviallytrue]

we as a society lived like this for years and years

[phaeton-flier]

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

[triviallytrue]

I'd want to fuck that printer.

[bbybluemochi]

[OC] witch x (jealous) monster girlfriend🔮🐙.𖥔 ݁ ˖ (witch OC belongs to @ greenmoonie on tw)

[stitchposts]

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

[fuwungi]

Sonic and shadow matching Kandi 💙🖤

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[16-14]

as a vaporeon your only mission in life is to slap your biiiiiiiig damn tail and splash around

[16-14]

as a flareon your only mission in life around is to be fluffy and have an awesome attack stat

[16-14]

as a jolteon your only mission in life is to run around super fuckin fast and be spikey and cool

[16-14]

as an umbreon your only mission on life is to glow and lurch around and go "rrrreaerrr" and stare at stuff with your red eyes

[16-14]

as an espeon your only mission in life is to hear a whole lotta stuff with your big ears and make stuff float and bask in the sun

[16-14]

as a leafeon your only mission in life is to have dope defenses and go around in forests and be cool and green

[16-14]

as a glaceon your only mission in life is to walk around graciously in the cold and lay comfortably in the snow

[16-14]

as a sylveon your only mission in life is to go around joyously and hold onto stuff with your big ribbons and go "(whistling sound)"

[16-14]

as an eevee

evui

[stein0806]

Overwatch x Yoasobi - Mizuki

Adding the rain was the best decision ever <3

Ugh I can't get over this man....

Shoutout to @pierrot-dokki for dragging me into this Mizuki rabbit hole...

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[frodoomsday]

ive unintentionally made "yucklet eyes" a term i use commonly so i will define it here. i dont know what anyone else calls this but yucklet eyes are when any animal does this especially if it's eyes dont normally look like that

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

[vergak]

[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

[vergak]

[bunjywunjy]

>…go back to the right

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go left

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go forward

[vergak]

> Ascend

[vergak]

[jpuff9]

Go right ->

[vergak]

[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[anachronic-cobra]

[redstonedust]

my number one advice for parents is to listen to your children tbh. and i dont just mean listening to their problems i mean like. when your kid recites the plot of a movie youve already seen or your tells you about what they did at school today or wants to show you their roblox gameplay. youve gotta be invested in knowing your kid as a person or why are you even doing the whole parenting thing.