Avelar Apologist

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[tangerinespf40]

[metfell]

its been another long while so lets do the poll again!

favorite c!Tubbo species headcanon?

dragon

shapeshifter button

deer/moose

sheep

goat

cow/moobloom/moolip

bee/wasp/other insect

human

other? (hi lainey possuminnit)

Remaining time: 6 days 9 hours

i like to do this poll every once in a while because its been interesting to see the changes in responses throughout the years. cannot believe i originally had sheep and goat in the same option. also tried reordering the options and not having the most popular ones right at the top to see if that will influence anything. idk. im having fun and playing!

as always please dont make fun of or pick fights about different choices in the tags or reblogs.

MY personal headcanon is still moobloom, but specifically that he started out human, got his code fucked up by the fireworks, and the server put him back together by dragging in mob code which is why he starts getting animal features.

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have an easier suggestion

[isuggesteatingtherich]

[riverlett]

Promise?

[hotvampireadjacent]

[laqueus]

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

[gingik]

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[clovercowgirl]

oh how the tables

My commissions

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[purplexiasphinx]

i hate to say it but pheromosa happened three generations ago it's a decade old

I KNOW MY WORD CHOICE IS INCREDIBLY CONFUSING AT ALL TIMES <3

[cheriecore]

[cheriecore]

happy ending

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[homunculus-argument]

Craving more berries while my legs are still tired from getting berries yesterday. I'm unsure whether there's any decent berry spots within walking distance, and also I'm out of breadcrumbs again as well. Going to get some from the grocery on bike would be an option, but it's summer out there and I don't want to get scorched and sweaty.

>:C

[stopaskingmetosignupforthissite]

Some people just live wildly different lives from me, and that's okay.

Like.

I am eating cinnamon rolls on my couch that I made from a can for my girlfriend because that's our "high effort" breakfast.

And you're out here talking about picking fresh berries and needing breadcrumbs!? Like, are you secretly also Hansel and Gretel?

[homunculus-argument]

I make what I call blueberry mush: 1/4th sugar, 1/4th breadcrumbs, 1/2 crushed blueberries. Every year when there's blueberries out there I go feral for them. Yesterday I had no breadcrumbs left to mix to my delicious blueberry hoard of the day, so I ground up a goddamn old dried up bread loaf end with a stone mortar and pestle for the crumbs. Proper 1800s type of shit. A friend of mine called this "caveman wife material activities."

[yehoria-offical]

not even like using a blender???

[homunculus-argument]

Don't own one, don't need one. I fucking love my mortar and pestle.

[sockdrawerdemon]

Can you instruct your cottage to walk over to the berries for you?

[homunculus-argument]

I live in an apartment building, but that got me thinking: would a six-story building walk like this or like this?

[triviallytrue]

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

[triviallytrue]

we as a society lived like this for years and years

[phaeton-flier]

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

[triviallytrue]

I'd want to fuck that printer.

[bbybluemochi]

[OC] witch x (jealous) monster girlfriend🔮🐙.𖥔 ݁ ˖ (witch OC belongs to @ greenmoonie on tw)