Avelar Apologist

You can call me Kris, Grimm, or Poly(gon)! | Just a silly little guy! | Check my neocities for all my names and pronouns | Profile picture by @ghostcasket | Ask me about my commissions!

[tangerinespf40]

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[theweirdwideweb]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[vigilantsycamore]

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

[digitaldiscipline]

[homunculus-argument]

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

like this OP?

[cuunos]

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

[sacred-portal]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

FUCK WITH ME

[rarsonic]

Tumblr is the last place I expected to see a beta Unreal Gasbag.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

YOU FINALLY DID IT! IT ONLY TOOK 3 YEARS FOR 100% CORRECT ID

[crabussy]

I have an assignment due in an hour but I just had a MARVELLOUS idea for an eridian oc. I can spare 5 minutes surely........

[crabussy]

that was 20 minutes. oops. regardless. do you see my vision. imagine her scuttling at you sideways okay

[raspberryjamnnn]

She's making rope or something :)

[crabussy]

YYYESSSSSSSS OH MY GOD. her awesome rope. this is EXACTLY SPOT ON to how I was thinking she would move. so scary so gross so beautiful so delightful. THANK YOU FOR THIS

[ashenbot]

I think the most interesting thing about the “how do you pronounce touhou” post is that it’s not even the most common way to pronounce it. Like, I’ve heard people say “toe-hoo” and “toe-hoe” and “toe-ow” and “toe-ow-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo” and “toe-ow-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

[im-mender]

I don't think that's true

[ashenbot]

Only in your wet dreams, buddy.

[toyota-supra]

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

[aokozaki]

[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~

[toyota-supra]

good luck! good luck!

[easyaro]

Beep boop I look for accidental haiku posts sometimes I mess up

It's a fucking hidden haiku

Beep boop I look for

Accidental haiku posts

Sometimes I mess up

[the-haiku-bot]

Beep boop I look for

accidental haiku posts

sometimes I mess up

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[maze-on-jars]

[kiralamouse]

Have a dog to eat the homework, have a cat to kill the alarm.

[fanonical]

chell's hobby: breaking the most expensive things she can find in every room for fun

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

congratulations piracy

[livefromtheloam]

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

[commandtower-solring-go]

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

[geekysteven]

[teaboot]

Fun fact! Both the music and the font in that ad were incorrectly sourced and did not provide compensation to the creators

[theshunbun]

Princess Yam 🩵⭐♡

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

A little discussed tumblr experience is that when you add a new gif to a post, it goes into the gif library that everyone has access to

Every now and then you get a notification that a user has added your gif to their post and you are treated to a glimpse of a user you have never seen before in a fandom you have never heard of talking about something you will never see again

And it feels like

10/10 experience, keep it coming

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Exhibit A