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Gardienne: You know what i am when im mad.

Nevra: Hot.

Ezarel: *Is eating Gardienne's cereal*

Gardienne: Are you sure you want to do that?

Ezarel: It's cereal Gardienne, what are you going to do? Kill me? Ha!

Gardienne: ...LEIFTAN ! EZAREL TRIED TO KISS ME!

Leiftan: *Breaks through the wall with a weapon* OH YOU BETTER START RUNNING IF YOU WANT TO SEE TOMORROW

Gardienne: *turns on lamp for reading*

Nevra: You might as well call me that lamp..

Gardienne: Why...

Nevra: Because you turn me on.

Gardienne: *slams book shut*

Gardienne: *smacks Ezarel with tree prop*

Ezarel: bitch *smacks Gardienne’s back*

*Gardienne and Ezarel fighting with tree props*

Miiko: okay everybody, we’re about to start, and a reminder to not fight with the fake trees, *mumbling* I can’t believe I have to say that

Gardienne: *insults Ez*

Ezarel: *gasp* That hurt my feelings!

Gardienne: *scoff* We all know you're dead inside.

Ezarel:

Ezarel: Good point. But still

Gardienne: Thank god I didn't send any drunk texts last night...

Ezarel: Um, yeah you did

Gardienne: What?

Ezarel: You sent me "TBH if you wanted your dick sucked I would volunteer gladly"

Gardienne: That... that wasn't a drunk text...

Ezarel: w h a t

Gardienne: Where are you?

Ezarel: I told you I'm at work.

Gardienne: Swear you're not at Chuck E cheese again?

* Skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background *

Gardienne: Hey can you stop -waves hands signaling to all of Keroshane- That. Keroshane: Doing what? Gardienne: Being so fucking cute!

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