#eldon texts

[walkinkaijublue-blog]

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;) [text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

{ text } if i send you a picture of tendo on fire

{ text } that will, in fact, get you home quicker

{ text } so technically i could still comply with the request

-- { a five-minute pause } --

{ text } please don't tell tendo i made that joke

[walkinkaijublue-blog]

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

{ text } what

{ text } why is she talking about that

{ text } is she a bird breeder?

{ text } ask her if she's a bird breeder i need to know these things

{ text } also what kind of birds

[walkinkaijublue-blog]

❄ - (might as well ;) lol)

Send me ❄ for drunk texts.

[text] heyy it s 3 a m gues swat im doin

[text] ill giev u a htni: ja egere

[text] im dra win  ON  YOU R JAGERAAA

[text] th IS EDNS WNE U APLGIZE BI TCH

[text] U OW E ME TEA

[walkinkaijublue-blog]

❄ ('cause drunk Eldon is hilarious)

Send me ❄ for drunk texts.

[text] GSZLIER

[text] GEZSLRE

[text] GIESLRREZZ

[text] oh my gdo wHY IS U RNAEM SO HRAD????

[text] ALSO DO OYU HAV VE EXTAR GLVSEE?

[text] m INE DiSOLVED

[walkinkaijublue-blog]

❄

Send me ❄ for drunk texts.

[text] m gon d O IT

[text] gon na use ur stupd papers as nAPKNIS

[text] HAa hAAHA

-- ( five minute pause ) --

[text] o h gdo h ose wer my reserch ppers wh a t  ha vei done 

[walkinkaijublue-blog]

❄❄ [ ehehehehe ]

Send me ❄ for drunk texts.

[text] hERMNN

[text] joss is a gti

[text] sHE TKOO M BOZE

[text] sEN D HELP

-- ( long, two-hour pause ) --

[text] gto mor bzoo

[text] hve i ever told u ur hairct's funy

[text] cuz  i t is

[text] prOTCETS UR BRIAN WEL THO

[text] ur h ot brain