#eldoran

[hooshizzoria]

gosaurer, the real truth: shinobu and kuuko are lesbians and have big crushes on each other

[textsfromramsen]

Q: I can explain.

Eldoran: Can you?

Q: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[textsfromramsen]

Einar: Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love all that nerdy stuff.

Eldoran: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?

Einar: Forget stuff, like a cool person.

[textsfromramsen]

Eldoran: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Obasi: We could attack them with hummus.

Eldoran: I stand corrected.

Obasi: Just keeping things in perspective.

[textsfromramsen]

Obasi: How do we get them out?

Einar: Break the glass.

Eldoran: We can’t, it’s Realm-Seekers-proof.

Einar: Nothing is Realm-Seekers-proof.

[textsfromramsen]

Eldoran: How do we usually get out of these types of messes?

Q: We don’t. We make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.

[textsfromramsen]

Aes'cling: Interesting. The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.

Eldoran: I would say infinitesimally.

Einar: Yes, and I would say teenily weenily. We all know words.

[mechakingjoe]

this is the kinda school we wished we had as a kid