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ELDRITCH, INC by Christopher D. Ochs

Who knew preventing Armageddon required so much on-the-job training?

ELDRITCH, INC 1st in the new Michael yeager Series Christopher D. Ochs  Anigrafx, LLC  978-0998172637 December 5, 2024 After an alien intrusion mutates his fiancée into a monster, grad student Michael Avery Yeager is dragged into the world of magic, super-science, spirits, demigods, parallel realities, and amazing coffee.He’s given the choice of joining Eldridge & S.Q.Amos, Inc. to find a…

ELDRITCH, INC by Christopher D. Ochs

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Bell, the manager: Hey were gonna be closing, can you get the customers out?

Garnish, working a retail job: Attention customers...

Bell: *thumbs up*

Garnish: Theres a bomb,

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Landon: It’s meditation but riddled with stress.

Elijah: I think thats called exhaustion.

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Bell: Remember, if you win, I take you out for ice cream. If you lose...

Garnish: You drive us to the outskirts of town and leave us there?

Bell: No Garnish. If you lose, I still take you out for ice cream.

Garnish: I’ll never ger to see the outskirts of town...

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Garnish: isn’t it past your bedtime?

Eve: ǐ̴̖̞̖̥̩̩͓͌̂̏͒͠s̗̤̪͈͍̫̲̠̅͊̊͋̊̍̂̇͟ņ̧̙̮̠̋̅͗̈̓̀’̱͔͖̖̬̹̳̦͍̃͊̌̿̌̊͟ţ̙̝̫͈̪̪́͑̀̈́͊̌̑̓̊̇͟ i̸̺̹̗̦͕̱͂̀̓̽̾̏͒͘t̥̺̹͕͐̐̀̃͐͌̚͜͡ t̨̢̗̬͎̖̟̹̺̐̐̋̄̍̒́̀͗ǐ̯̮͔̜̣̺̮̜̮̰͗̓͂͂͌m̤̝̖̼͔͚̆̀̅̈͒̿ĕ̵̢̛̮̣̦̣͕̪̍̓̋͞ y̴͎̭͍̪͙̼̗͇̝̯̒̉̃̿̽͌͑̌́͝ȏ̴̲͚̗̳̬̙̖̦̯͚̔͂̒̐͊͗̀̋͝ų͉̰͕̥̫͓̥̗̺͑̓͋̀̚ d̛̤̖͇̲͈̞̯̙̯̋͂̓̌̌̊͢͝i̵̢̟̫͉͍̫̬̝̿̅͑͋͌̂͂̚͢͝ͅe̝̤̲͕̲͓̮͖͎͔̐̿̈́̊̋̎̏̈̅̚d̠̰̭͉̠͒̌̿̓̂̍̾͑̒͞?͙̜̝̘̍́̽͊̏͘̕͢͟͡

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Virginia: I have the sharpest memory.Name one time I forgot something.

Lily: You left me in a parking lot three weeks ago.

Virginia: I did that on purpose.

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Elijah, to Garnish: Alright, knock em dead! That was a figure of speech. Please don’t kill anyone.

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It’s my god-given, bisexual right to be dramatic.

Virginia Creeper