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ur evil, you should know that.
Am I evil, guys?
Am I evil?
Nah you’re based
Erm, yes! I (voter) am a stupid radical!!!
For the uninitiated, I have only done good things like mandating Electron Freestyle machines in certain buildings, bringing world-peace SINGLE-HANDEDLY (don’t ask how btw), bringing safety to the streets, minor reforestation and resolving the metal question decisively.
*Delivers an entire box of Electron Fluid to right outside your door*
*Leaves*
-The currently anonymous morally grey schemer
Oh goody! New drinks!! Never knew that they started making sodas now (<- clueless)
well don't mind if I do! *Takes a full drink of it because well, she wanted a 'soda' because she thinks it's a soda*
(still clueless)
The radicals always talk about shit that I do like “You’re committing genocide!!!” (not exactly true) and “Muh liberty!!!” but they never talk about how great my economy has been, or how they actually feel and are safe from criminals and crackheads and metals, or how good the medical system is or how easy it is to get electron fluid. Like, it’s not fair.
Most of the points they make are just fabricated. If they are this fucking STUPID AND SUSCEPTIBLE TO PROPAGANDA, AND ARE UNABLE TO COME TO THE CORRECT CONCLUSION, they must be so fucking stupid that.. they’re stupid and not useful so.. I’m not implying that anyone takes anything into their own hands.. but.. I’m not, my government will deal with them.
Anyways, I’m pissed off at astronomers because they really hurt my feelings by calling me a metal.. like do I fucking look like some shiny asshole who murders people and swims in a puddle of their own electrons.. really feeling insulted and would like an apology ):
It is now government policy that every public building with a maximum allowable capacity as per the local fire department above 80 individuals must contain at least one (1) fully operational Electron Fluid Freestyle machine per 40 capacities for an individual.
There is an amnesty period of 90 days after this announcement for privately owned enterprises to acquire one for their facilities. Violators will be fined into deep into crippling debt.
All machines must be configured to allow for convenient and more importantly free of charge access by government employees and those with a special ‘heroic action privilege card’.
Exemptions to this rule must be approved by your local municipal committee and the National Public Safety Board.
Thank you for your attention to this important matter.
I am so close to crashing out so I am going to go.. you know.. torture “people”. Again. It’s either this or drinking unhealthy amounts of electron fluid and sending some inane rant, so this is what I’m going to do.
ehh i don’t have shit to do im gonna maybe go drink some electron fluids
I’m going to go drink a bunch of electron fluid again.
WOO GONNA BE DRINKING MORE ELECTRON FLUID TODAY
