Apr 9
meesk not dreunk
fyfckinh tireddrrfed of radoinkles and c tge mits
and thety casel me unhuingef??
infruorioriating.
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meesk not dreunk
fyfckinh tireddrrfed of radoinkles and c tge mits
and thety casel me unhuingef??
infruorioriating.
System Of A Down is for when you're feeling goofy and/or revolutionary
Slipknot is for when you're feeling angry
Korn is for when you're feeling emotional
Limp Bizkit is for when you're feeling like a chill guy
Deftones is for when you're feeling HORNY AS FUCK
MITS ARE DUMB. I AGREE WITH YOU. JUST DONT CONFUSE US GOOBERS WITH MITS EVER AGAIN LIKE MERCURY STARTED AN APOCALYPSE IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE AND NEODYNIUM IS JUST FREAKY ALL THE TIME I KNOW WHY YOU HATE METALS. THEIR BEHAVIOR IS COMPETELY DIFFERENT. SEE?
pinope:can you not inte-
SEE? THEY ARE LIL GOOBER. JU-
pinope:dont inte-
anyways honestly iron is one of the best metals. they are kind and stuff and honestly they dont need to be put into the category of dumb mits. they should be placed with the cooler mits like me.
(a while later)
pinope:*getting a new pop tart*
I will repeat what I said. Nothing has been unveiled which would lead to amnesty for any mits. Iron is no exception but instead a textbook example. All metals are equally inferior, with some variation. Inside of my realm, they are all where they belong and they are all where they will remain.
Yes, metals are responsible for EVERY issue you have.
Remember, if you see an actual living metal, lurking around your neighbourhood without being handled by the government, say something. To our hotline. Or else you’ll get arrested.
The radicals always talk about shit that I do like “You’re committing genocide!!!” (not exactly true) and “Muh liberty!!!” but they never talk about how great my economy has been, or how they actually feel and are safe from criminals and crackheads and metals, or how good the medical system is or how easy it is to get electron fluid. Like, it’s not fair.
Most of the points they make are just fabricated. If they are this fucking STUPID AND SUSCEPTIBLE TO PROPAGANDA, AND ARE UNABLE TO COME TO THE CORRECT CONCLUSION, they must be so fucking stupid that.. they’re stupid and not useful so.. I’m not implying that anyone takes anything into their own hands.. but.. I’m not, my government will deal with them.
Anyways, I’m pissed off at astronomers because they really hurt my feelings by calling me a metal.. like do I fucking look like some shiny asshole who murders people and swims in a puddle of their own electrons.. really feeling insulted and would like an apology ):
mits aren't real, your soup you eat every morning has been laced with psychedelic drugs by the copy of nitrogen azide that made you think metals are a big problem.
From Ironwood0
*Checks Sender*
*Sender is a mit*
Also, I don’t drink soup in the morning.
You know, metals commit the majority of murders and other crimes. Very sad. The media didn’t lie to you. Metals truly are all incredibly horrible and dangerous people. Not people, actually. You can’t trust them. My policies are perhaps the best policies we’ve had in regards to metals.