#elementary-my-dear-data

[t-hy-lakoid]

I've been tagged in an ask thing!

Rule 1: always post the rules.

Rule 2: answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: tag 11 people and link them to the post.

Rule 4: actually tell them you tagged them.

tagged by purpleelfgirl

1. Who is your idol?

Currently? John Boehner.

Of all time, probably John F. Kennedy

2. What reality tv shows do you watch?

I very greatly dislike reality TV. I watch game shows sometimes...

3. Twitter or facebook?

I use neither

4. Favorite soda?

Diet Coke

5. Most important hobby you do?

I train horses...?

6. How many after school activities do you participate in?

Student Council, Volleyball, Skiing

7. Do you prefer asking questions or answering them?

Either is fine with me, really. I like being asked. 

8. How long have you had tumblr?

Two or so months. Maybe three. 

9. Do you prefer Tv or Movies?

This is a toughie. I'll have to go with TV because Star Trek series and Sherlock and Supernatural and Arrested Development.

10. Are you getting tired of answering questions yet?

Very clever. No, I could go all night, I've nothing better to do.

11. Do you like bananas?

I do like bananas. 

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My questions:

Have you ever tried sushi?

If you did, did you like it?

Do you have a favorite number?

If so, why is it your favorite?

What is the strangest thing you've ever done?

What is your earliest memory?

Would you kill one innocent person to save a dozen? (Be honest)

What is the biggest decision you've ever made?

Have you ever had a bad crush on a teacher?

What is your biggest turnoff?

If you knew you would die tomorrow, would you feel cheated today?

[cabbage-patch-adults]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVEN'T DONE THIS YET, GODDAMMIT, I AM LOSING MY TOUCH.

SO.

Recently, my friend Robyn made a Tumblr. (http://elementary-my-dear-data.tumblr.com/)

Robyn is an excellent individual who is a pleasure to have on my dashboard. 

Robyn's not exactly a Tumblr n00b because she creeps a few blogs of her choice on a daily basis. 

REASONS WHY ROBYN IS AWESOME AND WORTHY OF A PLACE ON YOUR DASHBOARD

Robyn has a butt of character. It's bouncy, large, and... inviting. It'll be an excellent addition to your database of commendable booty. 

Robyn made me a devil's trap skirt for Christmas. It's fabulous.

Nudity doesn't offend Robyn. Prance around topless in front of her; she'll smile supportively and hold your bra until you're ready to put it on again.

Robyn doesn't wear pants.

Now, I'm not a bastard son of a telemarketer and an insurance salesman, so I'll tell you a few of Robyn's flaws as well. 

Robyn has a boyfriend. A tangible boyfriend. A boyfriend who loves her back and actually knows of her existence. So she's already living the dream of 99% of people on this website. Dat ho.

Despite having Tumblr for only a few days, Robyn's theme is already three hundred times prettier than mine. 

Sometimes, Robyn wears cat-ears to school. I don't know if this constitutes as a flaw, but I feel like it's something that needs to be addressed. 

SO YES. FOLLOW ROBYN BECAUSE SHE IS INCONCEIVABLY COMPASSIONATE, A WONDERFUL LISTENER, AND WILL PERFORM SEXUAL FAVOURS FOR FOOD.

[ericboyd]

elementary-my-dear-data asked you:

Hey! Could you write a six word poem about feeling too much?

Fibromyalgia: body-wide pain. See a doctor.