The Independent Manifesto

So sorry, but your fabulous is showing.

[babytrashangel-deactivated20150]

i hate the word fandom so much shut the fuck stop turning things into fandom. i saw a post today about “the bedroom fandom” no it’s fucking interior design. sometimes people are interested in interior design. it is not a fandom. shut the fuck up i hate this website. 

[thatstoomanypilots]

Things are heating up in the anti-fandom fandom

[thismagiclantern]

OH

MY

FUCKING

GOD

LOOK

AT

THIS?????!?

[fake-mermaid]

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

[cabbage-patch-adults]

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot

me: fire cannot kill a dragon

[edenwolfie]

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

[literallysatanofficial]

Guys.

[wingofcastiel]

Dare I hope?

[sndkffdoirierreire-deactivated2]

[emmajstone]

[cabbage-patch-adults]

I made a promise to stay away from you, a promise I couldn’t keep. What if something happens to you because of me.

I’m sorry that I couldn’t get to you

Anywhere I would’ve followed you

[basedskeleton]

[cabbage-patch-adults]

Had the worst fight with my parents today... I know they didn't understand some of my problems but I didn't know it'd be this bad. It makes me sad that the world's greatest parents can fail so dramatically in this regard. I met my friends today and I feel like I genuinely would have enjoyed myself had I not been so devastated about today. 

[millstreams]

when super cute boys have low standards 

[airdotcaptain]

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

[adriofthedead]

[insaneclownpopcorn-deactivated2]

[tobiaswraithwall]

[lemondifficult]

Taking mental health advice from pastry recipes.

[protoni-deactivated20200602]

Me checking my final grades on the internet:

[excluhsive-deactivated20140601]

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

[thishartominefeelz]

When your phone rings at all ever

[cabbage-patch-adults]

HI GUYS. 

Sorry I disappeared. 

[littlemisshamish]

comic #78: def not gay