#elevator smells

[josephkravis]

The Flatulent Elevator Files: Timing Your Ride to Avoid Odorous Catastrophes

Avoid elevator odor disasters with this snarky guide! Learn the best times to ride and how to survive “fart vortexes” like a pro. Stay fresh, stay unpromoted.

The Flatulent Elevator Files: Timing Your Ride to Avoid Odorous Catastrophes Ah, the elevator—a vertical tube of trust, where you risk your dignity and your sense of smell with every ride. One moment you’re minding your business, and the next, you’re trapped in an invisible cloud of gastrointestinal performance art. But don’t worry, you’re not alone. We’ve all been there: gagging silently,…

The Flatulent Elevator Files: Timing Your Ride to Avoid Odorous Catastrophes

[yougotspunkkid]

Have you ever noticed apartment odors are the exact manifestation of when you mix every paint color together. Each individual color is all vibrant and interesting in itself....but when you mix every single one together....you get brown...or a horrendous smelling elevator...smelling like sweat, shit, grease , sauerkraut, and goodness knows what else.

[wayfaringmd]

Confession

every time the elevator doors open in the hospital, I play a round of "guess what crazy smell is about to come out of the elevator".

Previous winners: 

marijuana

wet dog

drug store knock off perfume

gangrene

C. diff

carton of cigarettes