#elf ask

[nonbinarymlm]

Elf and siren

Elf: What's your dream date?

Honestly I have so many dream dates. Right now, at this moment, a day at the beach would be lovely. I rented a beach side hotel room for just me and my boyfriend for my birthday last year, but there wasn't a proper beach and the pool and hottub were closed because of COVID. I have a fantasy of being able to rent a small beach house for just me and my boyfriend, with a small pool, hot tub, and real beach access. Especially beach access. Just laying inside cuddling on a warm day with the window open listening to the sounds of the waves would be heaven. Oh, or if there were like a shaded bed or hammock to lay on in the pool area. Okay, so maybe that's an entire dream vacation, but it's also kind of a date. A date that lasts a couple days.

Siren: What is one thing that you love on every boy?

Well, to be completely honest, as a demiromantic there isn't one thing I love on everyone of any gender. When I reblog posts talking about wanting a boy or man to do xyz or anything like that, I'm probably thinking of my boyfriend in specific.

I do think kindness and sincerity looks good on anyone. You might think that a bad answer, but honestly my boyfriend's moral compass and investment in trying to do the right thing is one of the things that really makes me want to kiss him and melts my heart about him. There's just something about kind sincerity.

Oh, also, thank you for the ask! It was fun to answer

[domestically-loving-monsters]

Hello, may I have a monster matchup please? 😊 I am a young lady with autism that has long blonde hair with blue eyes and glasses. My favorite hobbies includes reading, drawing, writing, sewing and cooking. My friends describes me as creative, sweet, funny, and playful at times.I enjoy working with children at a daycare and I volunteer at my local library once a week doing some shelf reading and organizing books. (Have a pleasant day or night!!) . 😊

I match you with a Forest Elf!

Your lover absolutely adores your dedication to children.They usually always accompany you when you volunteer somewhere; both to see you smile and to give a lending hand. They just enjoy seeing you so carefree and happy in your own little environment. 

When you’re doing a hobby of yours, your lover will usually be seated behind you, braiding your hair or just leaning against you and watching your hands move. Your presence is calming to them, so expect a lot of affection from your Elf.

[ofmagicallonging]

That's good advice. I mean, really good advice. Obviously, you're a big tough man who can handle any foolish little twink. Just think of how you'd punish him for trying anything. What would you do?

Probably why he did the enslavement spell while you were asleep. Drop the blade. On your knees slave.

"I'd flog him in the square for all to see. I'd put him in the stocks with a sign saying free to anyone to fuck and I'd lock his pathetic cock away so he gets no pleasure." Calix said harshly. There was no remorse in his voice. "To get out they would need to be begging for mercy."

Calix didn't know what came over him but he found himself dropping the knife to the floor before dropping to his knees. "Tell me what is happening." He snarled.

[ofmagicallonging]

Great, so you're on top of the world, ready to kick ass and put humans in their place. But oops, that pretty twink you fucked has your seed now. Lots of ways to use that magically. But it's probably okay, right? After all you're the king.

His eyes narrowed at the mere sugguestion of his seed being used. "If that pretty pathetic twink knew what was good for them, they would just behave. Bend over when asked. Suck a cock. And not say a word." He smiled, cold and harsh as he pulled out his small knife. "If that pretty twink wanted to do dangerous magic, then they will have to be prepared to be punished. And it won't be the fun kind I did the night before."

[ofmagicallonging]

Calix, imagine that you've just been crowned King. You had a night of celebration including fucking the hell out of a pretty human slave boy. It's morning and you're ready to get started as King. How do you feel?

Calix leant forward and rest his head on a hand. A dangerous look in his eyes and a smirk on his face. "I feel ready to put every human in their place. Either serving my kind as they rightfully should. Or locked away. And if they won't submit willingly. Then I feel ready for war. Ready to burn their world to the ground and bring it up again with them in their rightful place and begging for mercy."

[ofmagicallonging]

Tag dump

[reader-writer-fucker]

What's up with the elf ask it seems sus third time I've gotten it but it rubs me the wrong way

[isthisjackie]

Imagine an elf is given a job to do at a human institution. The humans think elves don’t need bathroom breaks, since they know they can hold it for days, but this elf has been traveling to reach their job, and has already been holding it to the point they are in pain. They ask for a break, but their job is important and time sensitive, so they admit they can still hold it when asked. After a full day of work, the elf tries to reach the bathroom in time, but they were never told where it is.

Like ya see what I mean? Like this feels a little fetishy lmao probably one of the weirdest asks I’ve ever gotten