If its alright could we have an imagine as reader who has the elf kids please☺️
Oki heres the ask and i dont mind if it takes you long and theres great results . Steve and jakes elf kiddos are just two adorbs dork bros
hello! I hope this is what you meant and I hope you like it!
christmas masterlist
summary - your life with the elve's kids
the header I use isn't mine.
Lee’s kid
“K/n, stop hitting your brother! Lee! Why’d you have to teach him how to punch?” You growl, reaching down and picking up your child, his tiny fists punching your hand as he glares up at you. Small babbles escape him as he tries to cuss you. “Stop it! Or no gingerbread for you!” His fists stop, eyes wide as he pouts, and the tiniest tears form as he stares at you.
Lee grunts. “Course, he’s a big softy. Such a baby.” He rolls his eyes, arms crossing over his chest as he feels slightly jealous of all of the attention his son is getting.
Lloyd’s kid
“Lloyd! Grab your child!” You yell, trying to catch up to the little guy as he zooms by. Lloyd begins to chase him as well. “Why’d you give him chocolate?! I told you that it’s close to his bedtime!” You grunt, wondering why you had to have this many kids.
“I didn’t give him shit! Damn, Johnny was trying to cause trouble!” He growls, finally grabbing hold of his child. Not admitting that the large eyes staring up at him caused his heart to melt. Lloyd turns thrusts the child in your direction, and watches as you pick him up.
“C’mon, lil guy. It’s bedtime.”
Curtis’s kid
“Aye, you! Lil bitch!” You swiftly turn, eyes wide as you stare down at your child. “Where’s my chocolate?!” He stares at you wide-eyed, arms spread. You slowly look at Ari, who also sits, shocked at what’s coming from your son’s mouth.
“Excuse me?” Your brow raises, hands on your hips. His eyes widen, realising he’s fucked up.
He turns, “Dad told me to say it!” And with that, he zooms off. Leaving a small puff of smoke behind with how fast he’s running.
Johnny’s kid
“Mumma! Look at what daddy made me!” You turn your head, smiling as your eyes land on the tiny hat on his head.
“That’s cute, baby!” He claps as he shuffles over, climbing into your lap and snuggling into your chest. “Where’s daddy now?”
“D’no said something bout ‘nickers!” Your eyes widen, realising what he means.
Ransom’s kid
Ransom strolls through, groaning at all of the tiny dolls lying around. “The hell!” He grunts as he’s knocked over, little hands gripping his wool sweater.
“Daddy!!” You run in afterwards and sigh as you notice your daughter hugging her father, smiling softly at the sight. “Missed you so much!”
You watch as Ransom looks down, his arms wrapping around her as he smiles softly. Placing a gentle kiss on top of her head. “Missed you too, Pumpkin.”
Steve’s kid
“Mummy, mummy! Look!” You turn, eyes widening as you notice Steve and your daughter tangled in lights, their matching outfits slightly messed up as they also seem to be covered in frosting. “Dada and I match!”
Steve smiles bashfully at you, his cheeks turning pink as you stare at the two of them. You walk over and begin to help untangle them. “You gotta be careful, babygirl.”
Jake’s kid
You can hear a commotion from the kitchen and decide to make your way there once you enter the room. You flick the light on, and your eyes zero in on your daughter and Jake, covered in chocolate frosting. They slowly turn around, eyes widening as they notice you and together, with their hand in their mouths, they use the other to shyly wave at you before darting off. Their giggles fill the house as they do.
Frank’s kid
“Wee! This is so fun, daddy!!” You and Ari head into the room, eyes widening when you notice Frank and your daughter swinging around the room and tugging on tinsel. Your eyes move over to the tree and see it beginning to loosen.
“Shit!!” You and Ari watch Frank fly, Ari’s hand quickly reaches out and grabs him before he can hit the wall, and you quickly grab your child, holding her close to your chest as she giggles and clutches onto your shirt.
“Mumma! Mumma! Did you see that?! So fun!! Dada and I fly!”
keeper crew, ranked based on who would have been the cutest baby
because ive been thinking about elf babies okay i want to hold these children
Fitz. So smol. So good. So pure. Puts everything in his mouth. Smiles. Says every word he hears back. You say things like "Moo" and "Muffin" and "Ripplepuff" and "Whiskers" and his little face gets all excited and his eyes sparkle and he's the cutest. baby. you've ever seen.
Biana Vacker. It's those freaking Vacker Genes. Ugh. So cute. It's practically illegal. She's got a sass to her, and her eyes are soooo big. She smiles and the world falls apart.
Maruca. Wtf. How did someone so perfectly sweet as a baby become? Such a badass? She grew up really fast, but when she was a baby she was chubby and soft and smiley and talked in babbles sometimes and made happy noises so much.
Linh. SUCH A SWEETHEART. BEAUTIFUL EYES, A TINY LITTLE CHEEKY SMILE WHENEVER SHE DOES SOMETHING. And also, twins. Twiiins.
Tam. SO SERIOUS. SUCH A SERIOUS BABY. Glares at you, but his little face is kind of chubby and he looks like he could be a meme of a cute angry baby. He watches you. he knows things. He questions everything. And then his sister puts her little chubby hands on the sides of his face and looks at him and he SMILES THE WIDEST YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
Keefe. The happiest baby alive. So bright, so cute. Augh. AND THOSE BLOND CURLS?!?! THOSE ICE BLUE EYES??!?!?! THAT INNOCENT EXPRESSION???!!? ARE THOSE MY BIOLOGY NOTES. KEEFE. PUT THEM DOWN. PUT THE PEN DOWN. NOOO
Sophie. A normal baby with normal baby cuteness. Her eyes were a little too big for her head. Kinda looked like a fairy, and was always on the small side.
Marella. The grumpiest. Baby. You've ever seen. So grumpy. But? It's kind of endearing? In a really weird way.
Dex. No comment. He was bald except for two pieces of hair and he had no eyebrows.
Stina. One. Little curl. On her forehead. And an eternal glare.
The Dragon Age series will always hold a very special place in my heart like geeze. The love I have for Zevran and Alistair is limitless and no other DA love interests can compare to them. I still love Fenris, and Cullen tho. I lowkey love my elf LI more tbh.
welcome to mrs clauses talk show! where you can ask her questions, request flashbacks or future memories, and ask for pictures of her life, the elves, her children, santa, etc. she’s been so excited to start her own show, feeling very appreciative of you guys sticking with her and being interested in her life that she wanted to share it with you all!
please be kind to her and her family! some stuff will be 18+, so please be cautious, do not copy, repost or translate my work. you are responsible for your own media consumption. !warning! some of this involves relations to tiny mythical men, santa claus, the grinch and possibly other characters in the future– if you do not like this kind of stuff, do not read.
a special message from santa – thank you for being here, mrs claus has been wanting to do this for a while but was afraid you guys had grown tired of her. I would do anything to make her happy. I want to send my love and thanks for supporting us. I’ve put you all on the nice list. thank you again! love, santa ari xx oh… the elves want to say something too.
ransom – what? no, I don’t. but whatever. be kind, blah blah.
steve – don’t listen to him! he does appreciate you guys! you should see the little smile he gets when he’s mentioned! I want to thank you for helping keep us alive! I did have my doubts that you guys wouldn’t like us, but I’ve seen how amazing you all are and ahhh! I’m so happy. I love you all!!
lee – ugh, what a suck-up. I don’t get why I’m here. Is this because I keep punching people? because I ain’t stopping, whatever. don’t ask for shit that’s too personal about me, or I will find you.
curtis – don’t listen to lee. dude is weak. ask for the most personal shit on him. it’d be so funny to see him fume. anyway, the boss is glaring at me, so. don’t be a dick. it’s only cute when we do it because we’re fun-sized.
frank – ooo, tinsel! oh hi! I love you. I love you. I love you! you guys are the best!
lloyd – pfft, this is stupid. I just want to fuck mrs claus again. she felt fantastic for a human. right, before the boss snaps my neck, have fun, I guess.
jake – hi! hi! you should taste mrs claus! she’s so fucking tasty! oh, also, you guys are amazing, and I love you all so much! thank you for being here!
johnny – sup, ladies call me torch. do you happen to have any cute knickers I can steal? ow, lee just punched me:( well, I guess I have to say something else. ask us anything! we do love you!
