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egbert: why did you ever leave this place merilwen? it’s so nice!

corazon: she said! she fell in love with that cat-

dob:- and their love was frowned upon by the elf community

The oxventurers: Let us plan behind our DMs back.

Also the oxventurers: know nothing about banshees so it's all fruitless.

Egbert, you’re a paladin.

S M I T E

eroan: we have constructed a large... um... i don’t know what it is in the common tongue but in elvish we call it...

eroan: ~ a tombola ~

prudence: oh no merilwen’s got a hot dad!

merilwen: don’t be weird about my dad prudence

dob: i use message to tell merilwen that we’re all crushing on her dad

The fact that the rotten tree trunk Dogbert and Egbert played with during Elf Hazard weighed as much as Corazon just means they can both yeet Corazon

#elf hazard