#elfstuckadorkable

[soulhates]

Hello beautiful follower of mine. Tell me 5 interesting facts about yourself and then send this to 10 of your own followers.

1. i love bee movie

2. i love bee movie

3. i love bee movie

4. i love bee movie

5. i honestly just really fucking love bee movie.

[cynicalalpaca]

Would you rather live in a world without Mountain Dew, or without Internet.

I would rather live in a world without you.

[cynicalalpaca]

Fmk: the three zahhaks

Fuck Equius, marry Darkleer, kill Horrus

[cynicalalpaca]

Fmk: book, dragon, Caliborn

Fuck the book, marry the dragon, kill Caliborn.

[floofersnoofer]

Ten is a 10, Nine is also a 10, and Eleven's like a 9.5.

cynicalalpaca

[cynicalalpaca]

Fmk. Dirk, Dave, Bro

Fuck Dave, marry Dirk, kill Bro

[cynicalalpaca]

Fml. Ryan the hat guy, dirk, tony stark

You mean fmk?  Kill Ryan, marry Dirk, fuck Tony Stark

[cynicalalpaca]

Would you change your name to cynical llama if it gave you the ability to have a never ending supply of mc nuggers?

No.  I will never give into the evils of the llama.