my backbone, my cornerstone

Jenny, 21, im trash

[soulhates]

[soulhates]

headcannon the traveler gifted him this shirt and he wears it every night

[soulhates]

let go of the light

fall into the dark side

[soulhates]

tartaglia 

[dankmemecentral1]

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

[leafcrunch]

they thought 1 lb stood for “one little bean”

[2u3u1u2002dotcom-deactivated202]

At your military wife’s house washing my hair with your sons calming bedtime baby shampoo

[mousenemy]

Where else can i get sentences like this

[wrathionsssssssss-deactivated20]

a champ

[hamerla]

I can’t believe they’re gonna die in 26 days :’(

[jellyfishdragon-deactivated2026]

stardew valley girls make do

[programmerhumour]

Better suited here than any other package

[catchymemes]

[pietriarchy]

was looking up examples of small tattoos and came across this and now I feel like I’m losing my mind 

[bogleech]

introducing yourself on webforums fifteen years ago like:

You: uhhhhh hi I’m new i guess, just wanna chat about my favorite show too or whatever

iNvAd3rJ1M posted: *pounces* HELLOoOOOO NEW PERSON!!! *throws confetti*

911_NVR-FRGT posted: Hi there! You’ll find a Relaxed Atmosphere Here in Our Community! *points* Beer is In The Fridge, Curfew Is At 9! Haha I’m old

SSJgoku1994 posted: I am a pineapple! Monkeys!!!!!

Drag0n~Swords posted: Forsooth, a stranger doth enter the realm!

dumbledoreftw posted: Welcome! Hope you stick around! We don’t bite….. much!!

Greg posted: HITLER WAS A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS AND ILL GIVE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AIDS IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Lady*Unicorns*76 posted: “lol” (Laughing Out Loud!) don’t worry about greg sweetie! He’s just our little pet troll and you get used to him!! ;-) <3<3<3

[thesilencedmasses]

This post broke through 17 mental blocks and gave me syphilis well done

[whitepeopletwitter]

[aeruh-deactivated20250615]

Rosemary? You mean spicy pine needles?

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Are you insinuating that regular pine needles aren't spicy???

[aeruh-deactivated20250615]

Regular pine needles are regular

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Not by rosemary standards

[aeruh-deactivated20250615]

...Have you eaten pine needles?

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

We've been friends for like four years, do you seriously have to ask if I've eaten pine needles or not

[aeruh-deactivated20250615]

I mean I’m pretty sure you have but I don’t want to assume

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Of course I've eaten pine needles. Various kinds. Singleleaf pinyon is weirdly the best

[aeruh-deactivated20250615]

Are they...

spicy?

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

You know, I'd love to tell you but I'm pretty unclear about what marks the difference between "spice" and "strong-tasting plant that isn't considered a spice"

[aeruh-deactivated20250615]

I’ll have to eat some pine needles myself then to find out

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Ok but it only counts if they're PINE needles and not just any old needle-like leaf off a tree

[aeruh-deactivated20250615]

I’m going to eat every needle-like leaf I see

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Please Don't Do That

[aeruh-deactivated20250615]

Needle-Like Leaf Roulette

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

...I'll accept this plan as long as you promise not to eat any yew leaves.

[aeruh-deactivated20250615]

I can try very hard not to

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Pine needles are distinguished by the presence of a sheath-like structure at the base of the leaf, almost always holding bundles of two or more leaves. Yews don't have the sheath thing

[aeruh-deactivated20250615]

It’s time for me to go out into the woods and stare at needle leaves

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Finally you can gain real insight into my average daily life

[silverjirachi]

this conversation reads like two shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief and then are never heard from again

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

My fetish is the flat fleshy part on the side of a catgirl’s head where her ears would be if she was human.

do i look like sigmund freud to you

[stimman4000]

[madeofwhitebone]

We need more herb emojis. Would like to end a text with some rosemary or thyme

[fedkaczynski]

“Yo friend are you going to Scarborough Fair? *parsley emoji* *sage emoji* *rosemary emoji* *thyme emoji*