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Been a while since I made one of these sooo...

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Luca Orlem v.s. Elias Goldstein

WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR LUCA'S ROUTE

Welcome to the first Wizardess Heart rap battle!

Luca verse 1:

This prissy little prince is a pain in my ass, better shut the fuck up before I send you back to first class.

You pass the test when it comes to magic, but compared to your brother it's pretty tragic.

*mocking tone* Elias best dressed, *aggressive voice* bitchy little pest, you'll always be second best, talking shit about me are you obsessed?

Elias verse 1:

Klaus is more gifted, it's true, but at least my family wants me, yours tried to kill you

Want to talk about tragic? You got held back 4 times, your magic sucks just as much as your rhymes

You gotta be kidding me, you're of royal descent? You're a shitty prince, you'll be easy to circumvent

Luca verse 2:

Back down bitch, I'm an actual prodigy. Better wipe off that envy off your face before I put you in your place!

You don't look good in green. Stop acting like spoiled fucking queen, keep your voice down, you're making a scene.

I hold myself back cause I know you're insecure, your only good quality is looking couture!

Elias verse 2:

You're a pathological liar! beating you in this battle is what I desire. After I'm done with you a bruised ego is what you'll acquire!

I'm a Goldstein! Expensive, shiny stones. I'll hex you harder than Schuyler's shadow clones!

Better run off now before I finish what the King started. You'll be with your mom soon, dearly departed!

[robbieissalvador]

Me and my Guy Friend: *Decides to eat lunch somewhere because why not*

Our Schoolmates: *Sees us*

Our Schoolmates: *Looks at us weirdly*

Our Schoolmates: *Tells everybody that we are a fucking couple*

Me: B-but...

Me: *Looks at guy friend and acknowledges that he is cute, but...*

Me: ELIAS GOLDSTEIN AND I WILL BE MARRIED NEXT MONTH.

Guy Friend: ...

On a serious note. Girls and guys can be friends. Smh.

[fuck-yeah-wizardess-heart]

Here are two of my most favorite quotes by Elias and Yukiya in this recent spin-off ❤ I don't know but both of them made my heart race when they show their jealousy. I feel happy, and quite guilty at the same time. Ooohhh I both love these boys. Belated Happy Birthday Elias and Yukiya! 😘 More Birthday Spin-offs to come!

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Cookies and sleep (Klaus Goldstein AU)

A/N: literally ever since I saw this ask I've been wanting to write it the feeling I get from it is just aahh 💞💞💞

Genre: ?

(Third person point of view)

8:04 AM

"Shit." The blond mutters, realizing he'd overslept. Yes, indeed, it is his day off, but that doesn't make it any less busy than a work day..

He practically falls off the bed in an attempt to sprint to the bathroom, silently cursing his phone for the missing alarm all the way.

He skips his morning shower, knowing he'll come back sweaty and gross in an hour or so after he goes running.

Yes, the perfect time for a run would've been around 6 am, but this damned phone decided it was okay to let Klaus have an extra two hours, which he probably needed after staying up late working on a PowerPoint, but still: Klaus wasn't very thankful. He now has to push all his plans 2 hours back.

Grabbing his phone and earphones along with his jacket, he runs into the street madman style. A very late madman.

The cold air stings his skin like a thousand invisible needles. "Fuck." He breathes out, attempting to wear his jacket without really slowing down, which he's almost sure looks absolutely ridiculous, but he doesn't have time to waste, so if he needs to make a fool out of himself to get things done then so be it.

He eventually reaches the park where he usually goes for a run; it had a huge running track surrounding it, making it both challenging and fun. However, at this moment, Klaus could only view it as challenging, seeing as he's already panting after all the rush he was in ever since he woke up.

"No time for breaks." He mutters, forcing himself to push through the exhaustion while continuing to pant like a dog on a hot day.

He passes by another runner who just gives Klaus a sympathetic smile, as she proceeds with her routine, keeping her breathing steady. Klaus wanted to yell that he wasn't normally this pitiful and that he's actually fairly athletic, but he didn't have it in him to even speak, so he just displays a pained smile on his face instead, letting the random stranger think of him as pitiable.

10:23 AM

Klaus sighs. He knows he shouldn't hold onto the clouds of gloom surrounding him ever since he woke up, but it was very unlike him to be late. In fact, he's scolded countless people for being late, assuring them this could never be him.

Life is funny like that.

"No one will know. We'll take it to the grave." He assures himself, as he reaches for his keys.

His keys.

His keys?

Where are his keys?!

Did he drop them while running? No way; he would've known!

Did he even grab them before leaving?

"Fuck me." Klaus curses.

There's simply no way for him to open his door from outside except with the keys. He basically locked himself outside.

Elias has a spare key, but calling him would expose an unorderly, late, uncomposed Klaus. A version of him that should never see the light of day.

Klaus is not dramatic about this or anything.

10:37 AM

Klaus wonders if he needs a shower more or hisdignity and pride.

His stomach growls.

Klaus wonders if he needs a shower and food more or his dignity and pride.

He pushes himself off his front porch and circulates his house, sort of like a burglar tryna find his way in.

A miracle.

A thought shone through his misery, possibly saving the day.

Who would've known that delaying getting a window's broken lock fixed would bring such happiness to a perfectionist like him?

Klaus pushes the window open with one swift movement and kicks his leg up, hooking it on the window sill and pulling himself up.

The excitement had erased the dimensions of the window from Klaus's memory, but he was to be reminded immediately with a loud bang once his head collides with the top if the window.

He grumbles in pain and annoyance but pushes himself inside anyway.

He rubs his head and moans in pain, "Today's just not my day." he mumbles.

Klaus drags himself into the hot shower, relieved bythe only relaxing thing he's experienced this morning.

10:58 AM

Klaus isn't a fan of brunch, but he was too hungry to complain.

Hey, at least the waffles taste as good as they would've at 6 AM. He smiles to himself.

Meow

Klaus stiffens.

Would it be too farfetched to assume Elias came over with his kitten?

The source of the noise reveals itself. Lo and behold it is, in fact, not Elias's tiny black kitten. Instead, struts in a chubby orange cat that Klaus has never ever seen before.

"Rude." Klaus mumbles.

The cat meows back as if to object to his insult.

"Come on you invited yourself in! How did you even get in here?" His gaze pans over to the broken window. Aha.

"Well, whatever." He had no energy left to argue with the entitled feline. He wanted to eat his breakfast and relax.

11:14 AM

"You really shouldn't be eating so much; you're already a bit chubbier than you should be." His fingers lovingly rub the top of the stray's head, heavily contrasting his words. Thankfully, cats don't speak human.

Occupied with the tuna, Little Stalker -as Klaus called her- ignores Klaus's health advice and stuffs her face.

"Don't say I didn't warn you!" The blonde rolls his eyes, before proceeding to shower the cat with physical affection.

He almost melts when she purrs in response, but no, he must play hard to get.

12:03 PM

"Yes you're a good girl; you're the best girl! Good job!" He squeezes the towel-wrapped cat into his arms.

Hmm...how's 49 mins for hard to get?

At least he found it in him to force her into a bath, right?

The cat hisses at him, clearly unhappy with the progression of events, perhaps reconsidering its choices of houses to break into.

3:45 PM

Klaus groans at the doorbell, willing his sibling (probably) to go away. Not because he didn't miss him, but simply because he was comfortable in bed. So was Cookie, who'd gotten comfortable on his chest.

He admires his new furry friend, spotted with brown "chocolate chips" that inspired ber new more appropriate name. Alfonse or Elias better have have something worth moving the cat and getting up for.

He sighs and forces himself towards the noise of possibly the third or fourth round of knocks and bell rings.

"Why are you so persistent?" Klaus rolls his eyes.

"I missed you too, Klaus." Elias pushes past his older brother, tentatively followed by a giggly Alfonse.

Klaus glares at his older brother, scaring him into giving a better performance of totally not finding this funny.

Alfonse isn't very good at this role.

"W-when did you get a cat?" As confused as Elias is, that doesn't stop him from pulling the furball into his arms.

"Today. I also didn't get it; it sort of forced itself onto me, really." He shrugs.

"Explains a lot" The youngest retorts sarcastically but moves on nonetheless, practically adopting Cookie for the time being.

7:36 PM

"I told you I won't forget; now leave!"

"Okay, okay, you're so pushy, jeez."

Klaus practically shoves his younger brothers out the door.

"See you later; have a safe ride home; bye!" Door slam.

Klaus sigh, resting his back on the front door.

Cookie curiously approaches him, meowing in the process, earning herself a smile from the tall blond.

She rubs her head against his legs, so Klaus gives in and pulls her into his arms. "You're such a lil manipulator, y'know that?"

Klaus takes his new companion and goes back to his room.

9:49 PM

Cookie buries her face in the crook of a sleeping Klaus's neck, not very keen on making sure he doesn't wake up.

Alas, the blond was too far gone to be woken up by the furball.

After all, he'd had a pretty long day.

And even though he'd swear to never be able to sleep except in complete darkness, Klaus was now in deep sleep while the light from the tv screen illuminates his sharp features.

Well, not like that was the only out of character thing to happen today, huh?

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Luca: "Hmm, let me think of a plan. I'm the best at plans."

Elias: "No, you're not."

Luca: "Name one bad plan!"

Liz [to Luca]: "He's been writing for hours now."

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Elias: "I can't believe we're locked in this room together!"

Luca: [throwing a key out of the window.] "Truly unfortunate."

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Ice breaker. (EliasxGlenn)

So an EliasxGlenn one shot was requested, but I wasn't told a specific idea, so I took liberty in deciding that 😂 again thank you for requesting!

Genre: fluff.

Summary: Elias and Glenn had never really interacted together that much, but because of an incident that happened, they somehow ended up forming a bond in a rather unexpected way.

(Third person point of view)

Elias was making his way back from his brother's office. Class has been cancelled due to snow, yet Klaus didn't think it was a good enough reason to let his brother off the hook for today. Now normally, the weather is simply controlled by magic, so it's never really that cold. However, sometimes professor Randolph just has some marvellous ideas and decides to let the students endure his humour.

Elias sighed as he made his way through the cold. The only sound that could be heard was the crunching of snow beneath him; most students were either in town trying the new hot drinks the coffee shops have to offer or simply just warming up in bed, which Elias couldn't wait to do. He knew he had some hot chocolate back at the dorm, and boy was he excited to have some while he snuggled up in bed with some blankets and a good book. The thought itself was enough to make him speed up. It's either that or the coat, scarf, gloves, and several layers of clothing really weren't doing much against the cold, and he really needed to get warm.

His fantasies, however, were abruptly cut off when he felt something cold hit the back of his head. He stopped walking and reached to touch the back of his head, trying to figure what had hit him. Literally.

Bits of snow? Elias didn't even have to think twice about who could've done that. Luca. He turned around, ready to yell at the green-haired idiot, but he was nowhere to be seen. "Luca!" The blond yelled in hopes of receiving a reply, but all he got was silence.

He frowned, but decided to shrug it off and proceed to walk back to the dorms. Another hit. "Luca, it's not funny!" Elias turned around and yelled once again. "Oh, but it is!" Luca finally decided to come out of his hiding spot, followed by a taller, bigger figure. "Vincent?" Elias raised an eyebrow. "I told them to stop, but they're both awfully childish." A third person came out of the same hiding place.

"You too?" Elias stared at the guy he'd had some sort of a soft spot for. Glenn. "No, I promise I was just stopping them." Glenn raised his hands in defence. "Yeah, he's no fun." Vincent threw a snowball at Glenn before sticking his tongue out. Glenn rolled his eyes before walking towards Elias, "I think I'm gonna be joining you instead of these two." Glenn chuckles while looking at Elias. Suddenly, Elias didn't feel as cold as before. Was it because he was blushing? Naahh, that couldn't be it. Of course not.

Their moment was interrupted by more snowballs hitting them, "laaammee." Luca shouted at them while Vincent laughed. "You little-" Elias muttered before reaching for the snow. He threw a snowball at Luca; Luca guarded his face with his arms before looking at Elias with an amused expression. "Not bad, Prince Elias." He smirked.

"You guys are having a snowball fight?!" A cheerful voice interrupted, making all of them turn towards the person speaking. "I wanna play!" Somehow Serge had found them and misread the situation. This wasn't a snowball fight; it was just Luca and Vincent getting on Elias's nerves that's all, right?

"I wanna play too!" A feminine voice agreed; she had gone unnoticed for the first few minutes, but Liz was standing there next to Serge. "Taffy play too!" The little stuffed toy chimed with the enthusiastic idiots that interrupted what Elias thought was a fight.

"This isn't a-" the blond was interrupted by Vincent, "sure, come on, let's all play!" He chuckled. They cheered and took their positions; Serge and Taffy on Elias and Glenn's side, Liz on Luca and Vincent's side.

Glenn looked at Elias and gave a sympathetic smile, "we might as well just enjoy it, huh?" Glenn placed his hand on top of Elias's head. The way Elias stared back at him with flushed cheeks made Glenn's heart beat faster and faster. Glenn wanted to just hold him close. He couldn't do so at the moment, but it didn't make him want it any less.

A snowball hit Glenn in the face, "Focus!" His close friend on the other team wiggled his eyebrows at him. Glenn shook his head. He and Elias looked at each other and then back at the other team. "Let's do this!" Serge yelled dramatically; Elias laughed in response before joining the act, "Yeah!" He responded, and with that, started a playful snowball fight.

It went on for longer than anyone had anticipated, and no one was bored yet, so they kept going. They no longer knew which team had scored more, and they didn't care; they just kept going.

Elias hid behind a wall, shielding himself from the snowballs flying all over the place. He could see Glenn making his way towards him. "Come with me." Glenn whispered, as he held his hand, "huh?" Elias furrowed his eyes in confusion. "Sshh." Glenn held a finger to his lips, "just come with me." Glenn smiled.

They slowly snuck their way out, and once they were far enough, they started running. Their laughs filling the air, "We made it out." Elias smiled at Glenn when they stopped, "we did." He smiled back.

"So..what were your plans for today?..well..before Luca and Vincent decided to ruin that." Glenn asked, "Well.." Elias blushed a little, suddenly feeling like his plans would make him sound boring, which was the last thing he wanted. "Nothing, really. I just wanted a cup of hot chocolate, stay in bed, read a book, and yeah." He decided to tell him anyway. "Can I join you?" Elias's eyes widened as he looked up to make sure Glenn wasn't joking. "O-of course." Elias averted his gaze, blushing, when he saw Glenn smiling tenderly at him.

When they walked into the dorm room, Yukiya was sitting there on the bed. Elias had completely forgotten about his roommate being there. "Uh..I-" Elias felt the need to find an excuse to why he was bringing a guy to their dorm room. Yukiya, on the other hand, didn't seem the least bit surprised. "I'm gonna go for a walk." He said as he got up and left the room. Elias made a mental note to thank his roommate later.

In a matter of minutes, Elias and Glenn were seated on Elias's bed, wrapped up in blankets. Glenn had his arms wrapped around the smaller boy's waist; he also had his head rested on Elias's shoulder while Elias held a book, reading it out loud for Glenn to hear. He only paused for a few seconds every now and then to take a sip out of his beloved hot chocolate before proceeding with the book he was reading.

Glenn payed close attention to the way Elias spoke. The way he changed his tone whenever a different character spoke. The way he paused at all the right parts. It was like he had the book memorized, and it was just natural for him to read like that. It was entertaining to simply listen to him read. However, Glenn could think of one thing that could be more entertaining than listening to Elias reading.

Glenn slowly tilted his head, so that Elias could feel Glenn's breathing on his neck. Elias shivered lightly, "G-glenn?" Elias turned to look at Glenn, who wasted no time before holding Elias's face in his hand; Glenn shut his eyes, pushing his lips against Elias's. Elias's eyes widened for a few seconds before he shut them and slowly kissed back. He let go of the book and put one hand on top of Glenn's hand.

Soon enough, they were both asleep in each other's arms, and the book was long forgotten, of course. Same with Yukiya. Well, till the next morning at least. That's when an embarassed Elias had to spend his time trying to explain himself to Yukiya, that came home to his roommate cuddled up next to some guy.