I want to get to know you better! When you get this post 10 random facts about yourself and pass it on to 10 lovely people you want to know better too.
oh shoot. I suck at these
I cut my hair every winter so it’s too short to put in a pony tail otherwise I’d never have it down
One summer when I was a kid I reread These Happy Golden Years by Laura Ingalls Wilder twice a day every day for three months straight. I have not read it since then but you know why would I ever need to?
Lilo and Stitch and How to Train Your Dragon tie for my favorite animated movies
Chris Pine is my favorite Chris (gasp, I know.)
My anniversary with my girlfriend was April Fools Day because I accidentally disappointed her by telling her I’d decided we could date as a joke. Oops
My favorite original character of all time is Caramis, whose name was supposed to be Camaris but I misspelled it once and oops. Also he was created by a boy named Chris. (The original Chris to beware of.)
I have never drank alcohol. My father, grandfather, uncles, etc etc are alcoholics and it terrifies me I could become one too
The first long story I ever wrote was about a vampire named Alabaster who didn’t care at all about the story he was involved in. All of his offspring were cursed, his also-a-vampire brother fucked his wife, they had a demon offspring that tried to kill everyone and Alabaster still didn’t care. He never cared. Not once did he ever develop one small shred of giving a shit. It was a very difficult story to write because my main character was like paint drying. But his brother Sam was a shit show who couldn’t stop producing demon planet-killing offspring. Also Sam’s mom totally wanted to bang Sam. Like, hardcore, no kidding, what is wrong with you lady.
In all my public school career I only got in trouble twice. Once was for calling Sandy the girl who tried to sit next to my not-boyfriend but friend who was mine and also a boy, Chris, in a flirtatious way, a red-haired-witch. This made her cry. (I probably said other things.) I had to go to time out and they sent home a note to my Mom. The other time was for taking a cat to school.
When my family is hanging out and we got completely off-topic or start to sound crazy we say “line dancing cantaloupes” because one time my sister challenged me to have a completely normal thought and line dancing cantaloupes was the first thing I thought of that seemed normal.