Cool Hand Granger
by PacificRimbaud
Rated E
for @elithien based on this NSWF piece: https://www.patreon.com/posts/more-head-34691068
"What I’m saying is, there’s a technique to doing it standing up. I’m guessing most of these girls aren’t getting off.”
Hermione slipped her hands into her robe pockets as they turned the corner into the Transfiguration corridor. There was a draft located somewhere in the vicinity of the third window on the right, and the tips of her fingers were already cold.
It hadn’t taken them much more than their first two weeks of rounds as Head Girl and Head Boy to learn one another’s more obvious tells. Draco now sniffed, which meant he disagreed, but felt above the argument.
But it was Hermione, and as far as she was concerned, he was entirely unable to help himself.
“They certainly sound like they’re getting off,” he muttered.
Hermione laughed outright.
“What?” Draco looked affronted.
“Don’t be obtuse, Malfoy. I know you’re sexually active, you must be aware that girls are socialized to preserve the male ego during intercourse rather than clearly communicate their needs.”
“That’s a rather verbose way of saying that most girls fake it, Granger.”
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/23073862
