Hey mod, I take it you like Hamilton what with the Eliza!Blessing reader, yeah? Well, I've been listening to Hamilton recently, & there's this cut song on youtube called 'Congratulations' where (spoilers) Angelica chews out Hamilton to a rap where she just lays out ALLL the shit he's done thus far to ruin his legacy & shame his family- & it hit me that clowns rap to preach. & I can just see. a whole clurch's face- as EBreader just /DRAGS/ a clown that has kept fucking up no matter what the(1/2)
(2/2) clurch tried to do to help sort them out & now they’ve done a Big Time Fuck Up. Very Publicly. When they had every opportunity to even vaguely behave & not be a complete sack of crap. & as the clowns try & decide what they need to do to atone for besmirching the Church- here comes reader *rapping*- **their preaching** about how hard they’ve fucking dishonored them like /YEESH/ oof. ow. that'd gotta hurt to witness. I can't help but wonder how our older trolls would swallow witnessing that.
Big OOF. This version of the blessing is somewhat softer than the usual one I write, so it would certainly be a shock to A) see them visibly shaking furious and B) RAP/ READ a blasphemous bro/sis for filth.
This trial would be happening with GHB in attendance to act as His Honorable Tyranny.
Now let’s be clear. In this timeline, the blessing has a LOT more freedom than the other version. They even set their own schedule and manage it very well for these makeshift therapy sessions/feels jams. They enjoy their position and really became the cornerstone of the community for the clowns on and off planet.
All of this to say: They know where all the bodies are buried. They may not report anything to GHB to keep their diamond confidentiality, but they certainly don’t forget no good piece of gossip.
They know every perspective of what happened, when the jerk clown said what to who in confidence.
They know how they screwed over not only the entire church to the lower castes, but specifically screwed over certain clowns that only had well meaning intentions but now had to deal with the emotional hurt and now the investigative process for this whole debacle.
There may have even be a few shirts stained with purple tears/facepaint because of all the consoling that had to be done. It was a mess.
So when this absolute dingleberry tries to lie and pin it on someone else or claim something so glaringly wrong in light of what EB!Reader knows, they lose it and stand, glaring and beginning their read.
The entire building is silent. Almost all of those in attendance are staring on in shocked awe at the spectacle unfolding before them.
Some say it was a miracle.
Others believe it was the Mirthful Messiahs themselves speaking through the reader as they brought every single misstep and misdeed to light.
And after the final sarcastic “congratulations” is said. There was a moment of silence before there is a cacophony of bike horns, whoops, and general cheering, a lot of the others trying to talk to you before GHB silences them, demanding they all settle down.
Our clowns would all be thinking along the same lines of “I didn’t even know they had that in them.”
GHB is silently a proud Grandpa that the blessing has shown off yet another advantage that the Messiahs themselves likely planned.
