#ellaph

[seraphangel]

Have you seen Matt Cohen's half naked body yet today? If you haven't, here, let me show you. My boyfriend loves me. Jensen Ackles has such dreamy eyes. I am a smart Asian. I want to be a doctor. LET'S PLAY KINGDOM HEARTS.

"LET'S PLAY KINGDOM HEARTS."

[seraphangel]

THE TROLLIEST THING I'VE SAID IN A WHILE (CAPS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ELLIE)

Seraph says:

*also i wish i could send you the macaroni casserole abraham and i made today

*XD

Ellie says:

*dlkafjdlsakfjdlskfjdlskjfads

Seraph says:

*so you could eat it and be pleased

Ellie says:

*i want it

Seraph says:

*and then hug me to your bosom

*and suffocate me

Ellie says:

*AHAHAHAHAA

Seraph says:

*and then abraham can perform CPR on me cuz he has a certification

Ellie says:

*...

Seraph says:

*TROLOLOL

Ellie says:

*HAHAHAHAHAHAH SERAPH!

*OH MY GOD

Seraph says:

*THE FACTS OF MY LIFE.

Ellie says:

*THAT WAS THE TROLLIEST THING YOU'VE SAID IN A WHILE.

Seraph says:

*LOL IT'S ALL TRUE.

Ellie says:

*AHAHAHAHAHAHAA.

[seraphangel]

Dear Seraph I love you. You have nice boobs. You make me wet. You should cum to me. Someday I will make you mine. You + me = sex. If I saw you now I’d leap into your arms and snog you. I want to go and get Asian Cuisine with you. I would build a house for all of our babies just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be operatic moans. We could make love under the stars. Love, Ellie. (P.S. I'll bring the whipped cream tonight.)

OMG, Ellie, you bizarrely awesome human being.

*Ellaph snug*