and what's crazy is that i loooove writing canon universe asoiaf fics because i'm such a WHORE for the courtly love and the setting and the circumstances of it all. i love the formalities and the curtsying and the castle intrigue and the letter writing and the sweat in the sparring yard and the rucking up three layers of skirts to masturbate and the oppressive inescapable gaze of the gods and the tourneys and the favours and the candlelight and the dramatic dialogue and and and









