#elsa solano

[incorrectjanethevirgin]

Mateo: Titi Petra, can I have a soda?

Petra: Did you ask your mother first?

Mateo: Yes...

Petra: And what did she say?

Mateo: No...

Petra: Then why are you asking me?

Mateo: Becuase she's not the boss of you.

Petra: *in her head* this is a trap, this is a trap, THIS IS A TRAP

[sancriss]

Mateo, Anna and Ellie being the definition of siblings in Chapter Fifty-Five  (ﾉ◠ヮ◠)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[jetrafied]

The kids are so cute! Anna, Ellie, Mateo!

[incorrectjanethevirgin]

Jane: My kink is mental, emotional, and financial stability.

Petra: Unrealistic, settle for choking like the rest of us.

[incorrectjanethevirgin]

Jane, after dying her hair and having it turn out bright red: AHHH! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HONEY MIST AUBURN!

Petra: Well, Honey, you missed Auburn big time.

[incorrectjanethevirgin]

Milos: *gets down on one knee*

Petra: Finally, it's happening.

Milos: *falls over*

Petra: The poison is kicking in

[incorrectjanethevirgin]

Jane: What power move can I make on my new therapist?

Petra: Take a notebook and everytime they take notes, you take notes and at the end, eat them.

[incorrectjanethevirgin]

Someone: Is rude to Petra.

Everyone who knows her: