#elvis science

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, the Elvis population on tumblr.com has officially surpassed 50 Elvii, so it is nesesary in my scientific opinion to create a new pinned post that hold all of the sub lists!

May the Elvis population continue to thrive and potentially take over this hellsite we call home

Original list 1

Original list 2

Original list 3

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Original list 5

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Mod stuff:

I am here by dedicating this blog and myself to researching, recording, and cataloging the rapid spread of Elvii across tumblr.

This is the go to place for all things Elvis phenomenon (I have no idea what I’m doing)

Pronouns he/him (woah mama I’m a trans man)

Any hate of any kind will be blocked, this is a place for science, not bigotry. How could you desecrate the good pseudoscience of studying Elvis with hatred? Ridiculous.

[elvis-resercher-official]

Running total of the Elvii I know of, for science reasons. Done in the order I discovered them, not in order of creation (that’s only for the void to know)

List #3

101. @elviskamishiro

102. @elviswhoisntinthediscordserver

103. @clown-elvis

104. @melted-space-robot-elvis

105. @bioluminescent-fish-elvis

106. @elvis-stressley

107. @lizard-elvis-official

108. @batvis-manley

109. @car-salesman-elvis

110. @dragon-elvis

111. @elfvis-presley

112. @j-jonah-elvisson

113 @shifting-mound-of-elvii

114. @elvis-big-naturals

115. @j-elvis-oppenheimer

116. @elvis-caviar-cookie

117. @post-punk-elvis

118. @gelvis-presley

119. @frelvis-durstley

120. @bald-elvis

121. @doctor-houlvis-official

122. @themandelviscatalogue

123. @elvius-ceasar

124. @bodybuilder-elvis-official

125. @v1presely-official

126. @jailhouse-md-rock

127. @aethelvis-presley

128. @green-elvis-official

129. @fly-elvis-official

130. @smurfvis-presley

131. @elvis-bouchard

132. @elvis-boskovic

133. @deviouselvli

134. @scientist-elvis

135. @really-evil-elvis

136. @tiny-elvis

137. @shelvis-presley

138. @edgarallanpoevis

139. @offical-ace-elvis

140. @australian-elvis

141. @moth-elvis

142. @frelvis-mercury

143. @random-elvis-encounter

143. @edelvis-von-hresleyvelg

144. @they-might-be-elvis

145. @sqelvis-official

146. @waxfigure-elvis

147. @communist-elvis-official

148. @furbispresley

149. @florida-man-elvis

150. @elvisampora

The total number of Elvii on tumblr.com is 150+!

We are officially over 150!

THIS LIST IS FULL! Go here to see the other lists

[elvis-resercher-official]

woah mama do you want me to go into the petri dish myself or do i wait until you put me in there

- @emo-presley

Woah mama, if you would be so kind, get in my science dish where I do science

Hummina hummina science

[elvis-resercher-official]

Running total of the Elvii I know of, for science reasons. Done in the order I discovered them, not in order of creation (that’s only for the void to know)

LIST #4

151. @vampelvis

152. @artistelvispresley

153. @gay-elvis (HE RETURNS!)

154. @pr1ntsly-c0gvis-offical

155. @elvistigative-press-official

156. @union-elvis

157. @lorvis-offical

158. @frog-elvis

159. @elvis-but-morbius

160. @godzilla-elvis

161. @elvis-topala

162. @teto-presley

163. @brainrot-elvis

164. @bigfoot-elvis-official

165. @jelvis-presley

166. @princess-elvis

167. @bblvis

168. @jeselvis-christ

169. @amishpresley

170. @elvonda-odysley

171. @justelvis

172. @elvis-popeley

173. @elvisnasir

174. @ominous-elvis

175. @dead-elvis

176. @stillwakestheelvisofficial

177. @frozenelvisofficial

178. @blahaj-elvis

179. @elvisdeactivated-36746647

180. @german-elvis

181. @mothwomanelvis

182. @gelvis-presley

183. @snailvis-jr

184. @artistelvispresley

185. @elvissupportgroup

186. @elvis-preston

187. @spider-elvis

188. @elvis-fitzgerald-presedy

189. @morseelvis

190. @cowboy-elvis

191. @cult-leader-presley

192. @gladys-official

193. @absoluteelvis

194. @extremely-fucking-evil-elvis

195. @mario-elvis

196. @elvis-d-presley

197. @elvis-staffley-official

198. @ewvis-officiaw

199. @lurkerelvis

200. @belvis-b-buzzley

The total number of elvii on tumblr dot com is 200 and counting!

We are officially over 200! Woah science that’s a lot of Elvii!!!

THIS LIST IS FULL! Go here to see the master list

[elvis-resercher-official]

!! OFFICIAL FOUNDATION ANNOUNCEMENT !!

CALLING ALL ELVII! I am running last minute late admissions to the Elvis Sexyman poll! Any and all Elvii who are not yet in the poll are asked to join

Woah science, this is the last chance to find out who the sexiest Elvis is!

[elvis-resercher-official]

You may call yourself the Elvis exterminator, but by using the identification phrase “woah mama”; the most commonly recognized call of the Elvis, you have identified yourself as an Elvis. You have become the very thing you sought to destroy

According to my science, you are an Elvis @elvis-exterminator and Elvii don’t kill other Elvii. Looks like you’re out of a job

[elvis-resercher-official]

Running total of the Elvii I know of, for science reasons. Done in the order I discovered them, not in order of creation (that’s only for the void to know)

List #5

201. @yn-presley

202. @elvis-inc-official P

203. @country-elvis

204. @wevis-presley

205. @reptilvis

206. @adovis-presley

207. @elvisplier-presley

208. @gamblingaddicted-elvis

209. @wizard-elvis

210. @poll-elvis

211. @hatsunelvis-miku

212. @mahou-presley

213. @elvis-pres-ident-ley

214. @elvis-official-3

215. @elvis-official-2

216. @this-elvis-isnt-real

217. @dinosaur-elvis

218. @elvis-georg

219. @elvis-georg-official

220. @elvis-georg-unofficial

221. @elvis-george-official

222. @elvis-george-unofficial

223. @jester-presley

224. @quelvis

225. @tibielvis-anterior

226. @corvid-elvis

227. @optelvis-prime

228. @secrelivssantasley

The total number of Elvii on tumblr dot com is 228! Woah mama that’s a lot of Elvis

This list isn’t full yet, but go here to see the master list

[elvis-resercher-official]

elvii facts

1.the elvii are creatures born of the internet itself

2. they are already on tumblr and will soon be elsewhere

3. they are inescapeable

4. many of them dont actualy like elvis

Woah science, a fellow researcher has their facts straight!

We are in fact inescapable, and we have already spread across the globe. There have been Elvis sightings on Reddit, TikTok, YouTube, and Pinterest!

Now we just have to figure out how they reproduce…