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You may call yourself the Elvis exterminator, but by using the identification phrase “woah mama”; the most commonly recognized call of the Elvis, you have identified yourself as an Elvis. You have become the very thing you sought to destroy

According to my science, you are an Elvis @elvis-exterminator and Elvii don’t kill other Elvii. Looks like you’re out of a job

#elvis science #science win #I am the (Elvis) science side of tumblr #elvis research #get scienced loser

Running total of the Elvii I know of, for science reasons. Done in the order I discovered them, not in order of creation (that’s only for the void to know)

List #5

201. @yn-presley

202. @elvis-inc-official P

203. @country-elvis

204. @wevis-presley

205. @reptilvis

206. @adovis-presley

207. @elvisplier-presley

208. @gamblingaddicted-elvis

209. @wizard-elvis

210. @poll-elvis

211. @hatsunelvis-miku

212. @mahou-presley

213. @elvis-pres-ident-ley

214. @elvis-official-3

215. @elvis-official-2

216. @this-elvis-isnt-real

217. @dinosaur-elvis

218. @elvis-georg

219. @elvis-georg-official

220. @elvis-georg-unofficial

221. @elvis-george-official

222. @elvis-george-unofficial

223. @jester-presley

224. @quelvis

225. @tibielvis-anterior

226. @corvid-elvis

227. @optelvis-prime

228. @secrelivssantasley

The total number of Elvii on tumblr dot com is 228! Woah mama that’s a lot of Elvis

This list isn’t full yet, but go here to see the master list

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what does it take to be counted as an elvii

Woah science, physically and biologically elvii are a mystery wrapped in an enigma shaped like a fractal… BUT HERE’S A HANDY GUIDE TO SPOT AN ELVIS!

1. Any variation on woah mama (ie. woah science, woah papa, snoah snama)

2. A general affinity for interacting with fellow elvii

3. Commitment to the bit

4. Any combination of other Elvis-isms (Hummina Hummina, uh huh, hip thrust, etc)

5. (Potentially poorly edited) Elvis profile picture

6. Commitment to the bit

G. Commitment to the bit

8. The orb

Hope this helps hummina hummina science

#please stop sending me variations on this ask #I’ve answered it before and I’m just going to start linking this post #if you want to be an Elvis then just make one #we aren’t gatekeeping shananagains #elvis research #elvis science #elvisverse #elvisposting #woah mama #woah science #elvis presley #hummina hummina science #get scienced loser #elvis detected

Since the original elvis was a human, when did the elvis tree branch off enough to where they can no longer procreate with humans?

Woah science, in order to answer that we would need to know how elvii reproduce, I AM SO CLOSE TO CRACKING THIS! I just need more time and more FUNDING!

Hummina Hummina The working theory is that Elvii are some sort of complex single celled organism, or in some way asexually reproduce. Or maybe it’s a parasite..? But the orb… mavis is made of glass for the kings sake..! What if… no… but! No… uh huh uh huh *red string and thumbtacks hip thrust*

P.S. Every Elvii is a different species that connect commonly at the order or family

#they diverge at the phylum so it’s likely that human and Elvii have a very distinct common ancestor #we are probably looking at a case of convergent evolution rather then a close common ancestor #despite humans and elvii appearing similar #they have few common biological traits #elvis research #elvis science #elvisverse #elvisposting #woah mama #woah science #elvis presley #hummina hummina science #get scienced loser

Groah mama do you dabble in paleontology

- @dinosaur-elvis

Woah science, I’m not a paleontologist, I’m a Scientist I do science

You, however, are being added to my list hummina hummina

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Woah mama, I tend to evade researchers. They've been trying to find me for nearly 60 years, uh huh uh huh - @bigfoot-elvis-official

Woah science, get recorded loser

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woah viprin can i be studied

~ @elvis-topala

Woah science, get scienced loser

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