Woah Science, Prepare To Be Researched

I’m here to study you Hummina Hummina

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, the Elvis population on tumblr.com has officially surpassed 50 Elvii, so it is nesesary in my scientific opinion to create a new pinned post that hold all of the sub lists!

May the Elvis population continue to thrive and potentially take over this hellsite we call home

Original list 1

Original list 2

Original list 3

Original list 4

Original list 5

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Mod stuff:

I am here by dedicating this blog and myself to researching, recording, and cataloging the rapid spread of Elvii across tumblr.

This is the go to place for all things Elvis phenomenon (I have no idea what I’m doing)

Pronouns he/him (woah mama I’m a trans man)

Any hate of any kind will be blocked, this is a place for science, not bigotry. How could you desecrate the good pseudoscience of studying Elvis with hatred? Ridiculous.

[secrelivssantasley]

Hohoho Mama, its time for Secret Santa

Generate a number between 1 and 227, then check which elvis has that number in @elvis-resercher-official's list.

You can get as many or as few as you would like and Non-Elvii are welcome!

On Christmas, send your Secret Elvis a present in the form of an image. A hypothetical present!

HOHOHO Happy Hummina Hummina Holidays!

Use our Random Number Generator to generate random numbers between 1 - 227

Post by @elvis-resercher-official

💬 10  🔁 78  ❤️ 319 · Woah science, the Elvis population on tumblr.com has officially surpassed 50 Elvii, so it is nesesary in my scientific

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, make that 228, because you just got SCIENCED hummina hummina test tube thrust!

[poll-elvis]

Woah Mama,

The results of round one are in

And round two begins tomorrow

Hummina hummina happy voting

Voting ended onSep 3, 2025

[princess-elvis]

Round 2 roster

Round 1

Snailvis vs @elvis-pres-ident-ley

Round 2

@mothwomanelvis vs @bigfoot-elvis-official

Round 3

@princess-elvis vs @elvonda-odysley

Round 4

@emo-presley vs @corvid-elvis

Round 5

@mii-elvis vs @phannie-elvis

Round 6

@morseelvis vs @quelvis

Round 7

@catgirl-presley vs @rouxls-presley

Round 8

@florida-man-elvis vs @bblvis

Round 9

@canadian-elvis vs @post-punk-elvis

Round 10

@elvis-resercher-official vs @jester-presley

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, I knew I was sexy.

Science is incredibly attractive hummina hummina test tube trust

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, the Elvis population on tumblr.com has officially surpassed 50 Elvii, so it is nesesary in my scientific opinion to create a new pinned post that hold all of the sub lists!

May the Elvis population continue to thrive and potentially take over this hellsite we call home

Original list 1

Original list 2

Original list 3

Original list 4

Original list 5

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Mod stuff:

I am here by dedicating this blog and myself to researching, recording, and cataloging the rapid spread of Elvii across tumblr.

This is the go to place for all things Elvis phenomenon (I have no idea what I’m doing)

Pronouns he/him (woah mama I’m a trans man)

Any hate of any kind will be blocked, this is a place for science, not bigotry. How could you desecrate the good pseudoscience of studying Elvis with hatred? Ridiculous.

[kuuga-elvis]

Whoa Mama, I wonder if we’ll reach 100 Elvii? Or is that wishful thinking?

Well whatever the case is, I’m hoping that everyone is having a good time 🪲👍

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, we are almost to 250 Elvii hummina hummina!

It is in the Elvii nature to multiply and have a good time uh huh huh

[poll-elvis]

Woah Mama, Here's the updated roaster

There's 8 new additions

Because Researcher Elvis asked nicely

Us researchers need to stick together

there is now 40 elvii competing

Round 4 will have a quick qualifying round

since there are 5 winners of round 3

The two who were closest to tied in round 3 will compete to move onto round 4

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onAug 15, 2025

[princess-elvis]

New additions

Round 17

@tibielvis-anterior vs @canadian-elvis

Round 18

@backwards-elvis vs @post-punk-elvis

Round 19

@godzilla-elvis vs @elvis-resercher-official

Round 20

@muppet-joker-elvis vs @jester-presley

[roomwithavoid]

will you reblog for sample size

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 26, 2025

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Reblogging for sample size

[poll-elvis]

Woah mama, Will you reblog for sample size?

Yes

No

Hummina hummina

Voting ended onAug 2, 2025

[poll-elvis]

Woah Mama

There's been a slight change in the roster

hummina hummina

Voting ended onAug 8, 2025

[elvis-resercher-official]

!! OFFICIAL FOUNDATION ANNOUNCEMENT !!

CALLING ALL ELVII! I am running last minute late admissions to the Elvis Sexyman poll! Any and all Elvii who are not yet in the poll are asked to join

Woah science, this is the last chance to find out who the sexiest Elvis is!

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, if you want in, reblog this post, or notify @poll-elvis that the foundation sent you. Go onward Elvii!!

[elvis-resercher-official]

!! OFFICIAL FOUNDATION ANNOUNCEMENT !!

CALLING ALL ELVII! I am running last minute late admissions to the Elvis Sexyman poll! Any and all Elvii who are not yet in the poll are asked to join

Woah science, this is the last chance to find out who the sexiest Elvis is!

[poll-elvis]

woah mama

there's been a last minute drop out of the competition

there is a spot open any elvii would like to join

hummina hummina

Voting ended onAug 2, 2025

[german-elvis]

Boah mama, if it's alright I'd love to join!

[poll-elvis]

woah mama

exelent

welcome to the competition

hummina hummina

Voting ended onAug 2, 2025

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, I want to be a part of this

I’ll wear my sexiest lab coat, hummina hummina test tube thrust

[poll-elvis]

woah mama

you're so late

I was hoping you'd join

but your so late

tell you what

you can join

IF you find a competitor for the first round

Voting ended onAug 2, 2025

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, sounds good boss o7

[poll-elvis]

woah mama

there's been a last minute drop out of the competition

there is a spot open any elvii would like to join

hummina hummina

Voting ended onAug 2, 2025

[german-elvis]

Boah mama, if it's alright I'd love to join!

[poll-elvis]

woah mama

exelent

welcome to the competition

hummina hummina

Voting ended onAug 2, 2025

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, I want to be a part of this

I’ll wear my sexiest lab coat, hummina hummina test tube thrust

[elvis-resercher-official]

Groah mama do you dabble in paleontology

- @dinosaur-elvis

Woah science, I’m not a paleontologist, I’m a Scientist I do science

You, however, are being added to my list hummina hummina

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, Maybe if I sell my soul to @satan-offical I can get grant funding…

*contemplative test tube thrust*

[elvis-former-pres-ident-ley]

Woah, my fellow American, how about some Federal funding, hummina hummina

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science Mr Presidentley, our foundation is so underfunded that I’m willing to sell out to the Elvis government. Unfortunately @nixon-official has declared war on most of the Elvii and won’t give me funding hummina

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, nobody saw that, right?

It would be ridiculous to think that a man of science such as myself would accidentally reblog suggestive maxley fanart to my Elvis account instead of my main. That would be goofy hummina hummina science…

[theveryevilblog]

I'M EXTREMELY EVIL........................

MWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH...........................

Didn't that SCARE you?

Put you on the EDGE OF YOUR SEAT?

...

No?

Come on, not even a little bit?

sigh...

I never get any respect around here

[the-gimmick-blog-collector]

Theveryevilblog collected

Purpose : Trying to be the most evil blog on Tumblr.... Trying.

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah science, I think that’s @extremely-fucking-evil-elvis @evil-elvis-official hummina hummina science

There are some pretty darn evil Elvii being studied by the foundation mama

[kaiserinemmelin]

what on earth did @extremely-fucking-evil-elvis do to get that url 😭

[elvis-resercher-official]

Be extremely fucking evil *test tube thrust*

[elvis-resercher-official]

Woah mama I'm anonymous

Woah science, I can’t science things I can’t see!

[elvis-resercher-official]

Sometimes when I come across blogs like this it feels like I'm hearing cut off sections of conversation from my nextdoor neighbours yelling at eachother about something I vaguely heard on the radio recently. Like I'm not surprised just a bit taken a back. Anyways do Elvis's (Elvie?) produce asexually or not.

Woah science, that is the very question that the Elvis research foundation seeks to discover. It’s currently a mystery how Elvii reproduced.

We’re doing everything we can to to get to the bottom of it. We’ve spun things in centrifuges, wear used bunson burners, we’ve even poured flasks of colorful bubbling liquids together! There’s not much else we can do, because this is the extent of scienceing!

We are currently poking at things in petri dishes and writing things on white boards hummina hummina science…