elvispressley replied to your post “my mom just texted me “½ lbs mozzarella” and then “sorry sweetie wrong...”
my mom texted me today "kale?" and i was like "mom i don't eat kale" and she said "good thing you live on your own. more kale for me"
omfg if my columbo senses are right and they always are i think your mom and my mom are conspiring to make one wicked frittata or quiche all for themselves
i wonder if anybodys mom text them abt eggs today, the final clue
















