#embarrasing parents

[fallontonight]

Hasan Minhaj recalls when he stole his high school chemistry solutions manual in Tonight Show Storytime

[ununquadius]

*James and Lily are playin fuck, marry, kill* *Harry and Draco enter the the room without them noticing*

Lily: ...Narcissa, yes, I think I'd fuck her

James: I can't believe you just say that

Lily: Well, she's hot! In fact, I'd fuck her husband too

Harry: Ahem

James: We just have reached a new level embarrassing our son in front of his boyfriend

[wrongweaponsdrawn]

The Narrator's Dad: Our little girl was crazy for Christmas. We used to wrap her presents in lead foil so she couldn't peek. The Narrator, deadpanning, embarrased AF: You mean Santa wrapped them. (Source: Justice League the Show)

[little-meatloaf]

My mom just said omg out loud irl. Like instead of saying the letters like "o-m-g" she literally pronounced it like ohmg. Like the word ohm with a g on the end. Please kill me

[chels-meister]

Having a bad day? Well, at least your mom doesn't tell EVERYONE she meets you were almost born in the hospital toilet because she thought she had to take the worst shit of her life! :D

[pod7]

Have your parents ever embarrassed you in front of your friends? If so can you tell us about it.

I tell you what anon; I was so embarrassing on my own growing up, I did the job for them most of the time. I’ve spent nearly 2/3 of my life without my Dad now, so if there was a time back then, I’ve surely forgotten it by now. My Mom is a pretty chill person in public. She’s very calculating about what she says. In private, though, the filter comes off, and she says things that I get embarrassed by even if it’s just the two of us in the room.

As far as doing something in front of friends? No, not really. I’ve been pretty select with who I bring home to meet the family because I know how they are in private, and getting them comfortable around my friends would be a disaster probably, though I have brought some friends around, and one or two girlfriends.

Thanks for the question, anon! Feel free to ask anything else you may have on your mind!

[mrskaylahovey]

My dad is on a two week trip around the world (he's a pilot) And now (we are in the final week of him being gone) she decided to tell me about the inappropriate emails they are sending to each other. Like, mom. Please just don't.

[crittercase]

My mom talking to me about a study on sleep

Mom: So you can't be on the computer in bed because then your brain thinks that your bed isn't just a place for sleeping.

Me: It's not just a place for sleeping (thinking about reading etc)

Mom: … Not at your age it's not