[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

i was talking to my coworker and mentioned my gf offhand and he looks at me and goes "oh well that makes sense" and when i was like whatchu mean, he said "i hope this doesnt come out the wrong way but people of your nature tend to speak about different things than straight ppl"

"???wait what do i talk about?"

"you know. smart things."

"...are you saying straight people are stupider?"

"honestly? yeah"

and when i tell u i fucking screamed

[comintoyoulive]

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

YFJVJVYRUJTGJBJ

[charmancler]

when someone asks what i want to do with my life

[crow--teeth]

i am very stupid and i will not shut up. thank you

[crow--teeth]

[30-minute-memes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[multitaskingwhore]

Praise the rats!

[krabby-kronicle]

[yeahbumbleby]

head empty just bees buzzing

[blameozpin]

call that a hive mind

[yeahbumbleby]

how dare u be funnier than me 

[saixy]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

BBQ

blease be quiet

[incendavery]

up and down and up and down and

[ravensloane]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

[toastiest-lizard]

[lavender-lily]

[tiredbtw]

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

[littlered247]

Something I’ve realised working in retail is that………..ppl just don’t fucking read……

[waitinghopingliving]

all customers are jared, 19

[devoposting-deactivated20190507]

[cutepilled]

and i have it :]

[chongoblog]

The Frozen soundtrack still slapping to this day