#embarrassingparents

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@kuroganeweek Day 7 - Free Day This was also my runner-up idea for “Embarrassing Moments”.  For the Free Day I really wanted to draw something with Kurogane & his dad. I can only imagine just how proud Kurogane’s father would be if he had the chance to see his son again, especially knowing intimately well everything Kurogane had gone through since his passing.

[the-f-word-blog]

😘 PHOTO 50 😘 This time last week.... 😘 Matt and I had just been to a spa and were eating good food on holiday 😘 Fast forward a week and I had some lovely news at work that simply brought tears to my eyes and excites me so very much 😘 So while I’m no longer on holiday and back to work (in a job I love) I still feel like this. The secret to happiness? Spas and other people’s good news 😘 #spa #spadays #happy #happiness #holiday #happytimes #love #excited #happyface #happyday #tuesday #tbt #thistimelastweek #aquasana #centerparcs #goodtimes #goodnews #good #instagood #instalove #instahappy #husbandandwife #embarrassingmumanddad #embarrassingparents (at Center Parcs Longleat Forest)

[gwynab]

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The best part about seeing your inlaws is when they get out your spouses embarrassing kid pictures and videos. This is GOLD. #wifelife #shesgoingtokillme #sorrynotsorry #embarrassingparents @sarahspacecadet

[myweightlosstracker]

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Mc Hammer can't touch this😂. This has got to be my favorite push lmao! #teamspirit #dare2dream #coredeforcetestgroup #pcosweightloss #insomniac #hypothyroidismweightloss #embarrassingparents

[kidsmom95]

Decided to upgrade the rental to a convertible and it's a good thing! Got the top down and cranking Pitbull while cruising the strip. #embarrassingparents #butitsadryheat (at Las Vegas Strip)

[madforfitzsimmonsguy]

New video of me talking about 10 general things I hate, please check it out if you got time :D

[luigilongoshow]

How to Defend Yourself...NOT

“Oh Shait” yelled my father, before the knife even made contact with my arm. I felt it cut, then seconds later, saw the blood run down my arm.

“Dad, look what you did!” I yelled, more pissed off than I’d ever been.

“Don’t tell your mother” he pleaded in self preservation.  

“Like she is going to miss this” I replied, applying pressure to the wound with my apron. 

“ Maybe she no see” he said hopefully. As I pulled the apron away, I noticed that  the wound was not overly deep—however the bleeding was significant.   “ Dad, I have to go take care of this, I will come down once I’ve gotten some bandages on and made the bleeding stop”.

“ You no need bandages. Use bleach and  theese “ he said handing me a roll of masking tape. “ Theese way your mothur no see” he added.  Incredulously, I looked at him, and saw he was totally serious in suggesting I apply bleach to the 4 inch fresh cut on my arm, and to wrap it up with masking tape.

The blood was starting to saturate the 3 layers of apron, and was starting to drip onto the floor. I looked at my father in disgust ,rolled the apron around my arm again, and then stormed upstairs. Moments earlier, we had been working away making strudels for the market. My father, engaged in a story about some street fight he had avoided, says to me “punch me and I show you how I fiche him”….as he held a knife in his hand.  Perhaps I should have been wiser, and used the 15 years of experience life had bequeathed me until then to know that the combination of Luigi Longo, a knife and a street fight story was sure to yield some unpredictable result, but in the light of his enthusiasm, I said “what?” turned towards him, and my father yelled “punch me”…never one to piss away an opportunity to inflict physical pain on Luigi Longo, I lifted my arm to punch my father in his generous gut, when suddenly the arm of the madman (my father) struck out, knife in hand and inflicted a four inch cut on my arm before any punching occurred.  What kind of father cuts their child, then tries to get them to avoid getting in trouble from his wife?  The one and only, Luigi Longo.