#ember lile

[half-life-verbatim]

Give them a high five with the ROBOT ARM

Instead of going off to your VERY SECRET EXPERIMENT you raise your robot hand and high-five your girlfriend.

EMBER LILE: ????? T-Thank you?????

DOC RAZZ: Anything for you darling 💓💓💖💖💕💞💞💘💝💝💘💘❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💗💖💖❣️💕💕💘💘💝💘💖💞💞💞

EMBER LILE: ghow did you say that with your mouth.

You do not answer

EMBER LILE: ….

EMBER LILE: Well… you should really be on y-your way, dear… here

She leans in and plants a kiss on your cheek

DOC RAZZ: !!!

DOC RAZZ: daaauhhhh….. I’ll see you later then…………….

You wave as you walk away, heading off down another hallway.

After a bit of walking, elevatoring and doorsing you find yourself in a split path of two doors. One way is labeled “LAB” other labeled “THE SCARY HALLWAY”

WHICH WAY DO YOU GO?

[half-life-verbatim]

say hi to this someone

While their back is turned you come up behind them and grab them in a hug, assisted by your ROBOT ARM

SOMEONE: GAAAAAAH

DOC RAZZ: Hello darling! Miss me?

The human you are currently holding is your girlfriend EMBER LILE, you both had been mutually pining for a very long time before realizing your feelings for each other.

EMBER LILE: Razz! H-Hi nice to see you uhm. I think you might b-be late, no time to talk!

That is true, you are late for you not corn and crystal experiment but there’s no hurt in being even more late right?

WHAT DO YOU DO?