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Main four and also Parmesan

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Go to the lab -🎸

You decide the scary hallway is MUCH to scary for you, you might see something you aren’t supposed to see! So you head towards the lab.

You do not make it very fair before there is a CREATURE that jumps at you

FUCKASS HEADCRAB: [SCREEEECCHHHH]

DOC RAZZ: OH DEAR GOD

The headcrab does not go for your head, unlike normal headcrabs. He stands on your chest and tippy tappies his front legs, as of expecting something from you.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

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SCARY HALLWAY! SCARY HALLWAY!

DOC RAZZ: Aye aye!

You start to make your way down the scary hallway, you can hear your footsteps echoing as you walk in deeper and deeper. You realize the deeper in you go the darker it gets, it continues to get harder and harder to see.

DOC RAZZ: Ah haha! This kind of sucks?

As you continue on you see the glint of yellow better, along with…. A figure.

????: YOU SHOULDN’T BE HERE.

Before you can speak, they snap their fingers.

After a bit of walking, elevatoring and doorsing you find yourself in a split path of two doors. One way is labeled “LAB” other labeled “THE SCARY HALLWAY” You can’t help but feel a bit of dejavú…

WHICH WAY DO YOU GO?

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Doctor Razz, what’s in the “SCARY HALLWAY”?

DOC RAZZ: I’m very glad you ask voice that sounds like it’s inside my head and all around me!

You take a very good a long look at the scary hallway

DOC RAZZ: Upon my further inspection there seems to be darkness in the scary hallway! I can also make out faint yellow lights! There is also an occasional SLUDGING SOUNDS. Not particularly scary to me!

What do you do now?

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jump DOWN.

You fall to the ground in a manner that no normal human should be able to, it’s as if you simply have no bones. How did you do that.

WHAT DO YOU DO NOW?

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jump UP

You do a little jump, nothing else happens.

WHAT DO YOU DO NOW.