#emberly speaks

[sporadicthingcollection]

Hey, I noticed you are under the influence of Buggy’s clownussy (me too). Do you have have any headcanon for him?

I mean, I might have a lil somethin somethin. lemme see here...

also plz never say clownussy again i already had to have this talk with my irl bf about clenis and i'm getting sick of it

Buggy Headcanons (SFW + NSFW)

SFW (◡‿◡✿)

True blue bisexual, but leans ever-so-slightly towards women. There's just something about boobs, man. Can't explain it.

He wasn't born with the nose. It just kinda happened over the course of a few weeks when he was really, really young. Or so they told him, anyways. Not like he remembers.

Surprisingly attentive and romantic when he's not overthinking it. Unfortunately, he's always overthinking it. He shoots himself in the foot and ends up not doing anything.

A really good partner dancer! He's not doing any soft-shoe routines, but he can whirl and twirl with the best of them. Get him a little sloshed beforehand and he might bust out some fun Chop Chop-assisted moves.

Show him unconditional love and he's yours forever. Leave, however, and you're marked for life... in theory. He'll howl at you until he's blue in the face if he sees you again, but smooch his cheek again and he'll quite literally collapse into a thousand pieces.

NSFW ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Very inconsistent sex drive. A bang here and there if he's not hyperfixating on someone, but when he is, not even masturbation will cut it. He needs you.

Trims a little bit down there when it gets itchy, but it's mostly unruly curls. Smells musky in a pleasant, masculine way.

Below average length cock, but nice and t h i c c. Fully intact. He hisses most deliciously when you ease his foreskin back.

He's a very noisy lover. Whispers while he kisses, grunts like a boar while he fucks, whines like a dog when he cums. Snores like a beast after.

Doesn't matter how leisurely a lay it was, he is winded afterwards. Needs either a good night's sleep or a solid-ass nap. Take this opportunity to cuddle the fuck out of him.

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[sporadicthingcollection]

do you think buggy would let me squeeze his tits? i just wanna play with them a little

(hi it’s char aka vgilantee. we can reply from sideblogs but still can’t send asks…)

o hay gurl! 👋

Buggy absolutely would let you squeeze the tiddies. He'd pretend to be annoyed by it but he'd be basking in the attention at the same time.

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Buggy's bending over to pick up his trousers when you come up behind him. Like a sloth draped over a branch, you lean against his back and let your arms dangle, resting your cheek between his shoulder blades. Your feet leave the ground and you put your full weight on him.

And then you start groping his chest. Long squeezes, short squeezes, squeezing with each individual finger, grabbing the sides, the middles, dragging your fingertips along the hair.

"Can I help you?" he asks.

"Nope." You keep squeezing.

He'd let you continue your ministrations all day if he could. Knowing you love his body so much is quite the confidence boost -- not that he needs it, but appearance is the one category that seems to be consistently lacking. The fact that you think he's a catch is all that really matters.

But his back is starting to hurt. "C'mon, I got stuff to do." You don't let go. He tries to shake you off, but still you cling. "Fine, be that way."

He straightens up. Instead of sliding off, you go from a sloth to a koala, still clinging to his back, still groping his chest.

He sighs. You're in that kind of mood. Getting dressed is going to take forever.

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[sporadicthingcollection]

we figured out how to print on sticky notes and my coworker gave me a gift

he lives on my main monitor hehehe

1) i wish to learn this arcane knowledge

2) EXCELLENT use of this magic power love it 🤡/10

[sporadicthingcollection]

for a moment I forgot that LA stood for live action and I just imagined Buggy living in Los Angeles lol

it’s okay babe i do the same thing

Los Angeles Buggy is just World Seeker Buggy

got the hawaiian shirt and everything

[sporadicthingcollection]

i love the way you wrote buggy, perfect balance of ego and self hatred.

my characterization of buggy is based entirely upon these two panels.

new people who are reading the manga/watching the anime, i cannot wait for you to hit impel down.

[sporadicthingcollection]

I hope you know I owe you my life for putting in the detail that Buggy’s got a soft belly in the Smash or Pass series. No way is our cringefail bbg shredded.

Quoth my bf's bff: Tᴜᴍᴍɪᴇs sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ sᴏғᴛ.

Something that drives me nuts about anime and modern aesthetic sensibilities in general is that ripped ≠ strong. I appreciate a good bodybuilder physique, don't get me wrong (Polnareff my beloved), but they're not actually using those muscles.

Go look at powerlifters -- those guys are undeniably strong, but there's very little definition. A guy who works ropes and climbs rigging and gets in scraps for a living isn't going to be ripped. Especially not a guy whose favorite food is hot dogs and is shown drinking and partying all the time.

It's not gonna be a full-on dad bod, but he's gonna have a little pooch at least.

/rant

[sporadicthingcollection]

IT IS DONE

well it needs to be edited and beta’d

BUT KISS MARRY KILL SEQUEL IS DONE

[sporadicthingcollection]

My boyfriend: i know you're having fun in the Baldur's Gate 3 character creator, but it is 10:30

Also my boyfriend: can i make a character 🥺