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Emberly. ♀. 30. ISTP. 7w8. ☀️♈/🌙♍/⬆️♌ I sell smut and smut accessories. Requests are always open! Hail Rashoon!

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Emberly Writes: Fanfic Masterpost Theater

Almost everything posted here is also on AO3! Optional tip jar located here.

One Piece

Series

The Curious Courtship of Buggy the Clown (LA!Buggy x F!Reader)

Other

LA!Buggy headcanons (SFW + NSFW)

Dad Bod Buggy (Buggy x F!Reader)

Godemiché (Buggy x F!Reader) [NSFW]

The Unskinny Bop (Buggy x F!Reader) [NSFW]

Star Wars

Series

Catch Us If You Can (Cad Bane x F!Reader) [includes Dad Bane stuff!]

Filled With Things to Say (Tech x F!Reader)

Oneshots

My Echo, My Shadow, and Me (TBB!Echo x F!Reader) [on AO3]

Fighting Dirty (Cad Bane x Fennec Shand) [on AO3]

Just a Gigolo (TBoBF!Cad Bane x F!Reader) [on AO3]

Other

ABCs of Sex: Cad Bane (F!Reader)

Trope Ask Game: Echo, Crosshair, Cad Bane

Trope Ask Game: Bossk, Embo, Cad Bane

NSFW Prompt Request: Cad Bane

Fluffy Prompt Request: Cad Bane

Random Headcanons: Cad Bane; Obi-Wan Kenobi

General Tags

#emberly writes

#emberly arts

#emberly talks

[mousegirlheart]

is okay you do not need hard drive. i remember computer for you.

[doggeddetermination]

thank you for teaching me important tech vocabulary @kirbymybeloved

[tomorrowsgardennc]

@kittybroker how much do SSDs go for these days?

[kittybroker]

Super soft dkitty now going for the super soft price of only $228.90!

[asanjilover]

Best way to gain Taz’s interest? Gotta be spontaneous 💃🏾

[catasters]

[catasters]

[catsithkelpie]

I cannot describe how much I laughed at this.

Sound is VERY important.

[aniseandspearmint]

Area kitten insists they have never been fed EVER in their LIFE and are STARVING to DEATH

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

i had to transcribe it

[importantcatpics]

[blignick]

[gryffon]

[robertmitchum]

SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN dir. Stanley Donen + Gene Kelly 

[robertmitchum]

BONUS: 

reblog for good luck!! 

[werewulven]

i love you extra small lady bug.

[sneepsnorp3d]

y'all mind if a magnapinna squid is low poly ?

[omegasmileyface]

Visit Original Link

[suzumori521]

The name of this creature is YOTAcat or POTOOcat.

This creature is a combination of Yotaka (potoo) and cat.

His true identity is one of an alien reconnaissance unit that plans to invade the earth.

His body can change its shape at will by copying other creatures and objects.

When he came to Earth, he first tried to copy the appearance of the planet's main life form.

However, the first thing he saw there was a cat. He decided that the creature was the main life form and tried to copy the cat's form.

However, by some accident, he also copied the information of Potoo, and his body became a chimera of cat and Potoo.

What was even more unexpected for these aliens was that once they copied the earth creatures, the original spirit invaded their psyche.

His spirit was about to be taken over by cats and POTOO!

The human who found the strange creature brought it home out of curiosity. Not knowing it was a vicious alien.......

[creatures-in-posts]

Confirmed creature post

[importantpics]

[luncheon-aspic]

??????

[mammalianmammals]

Silky Anteater a.k.a. Pygmy Anteater (Cyclopes didactylus), family Cyclopedidae, found in southern Mexico, Central America, and the northern half of South America

* Nocturnal

[goblinnghostie]

He's gonna GETCHA

[rathayibacter]

so, dogs are good, right? its practically a truism that dogs are good. and then dogshit is bad. so there's a connection there.

horseshit is false, unreliable, and horses are very reliable. bullshit is also false, but carries an additional implication of trickery, while bulls are extremely straightforward and guileless.

so, with the pattern established... what's up with bats? are they particularly sane? is a bat's view of the world more accurate than ours? much to consider.