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“Indeed, your words may be true, were it not for the fact that I am under a lady’s command, I was woman many decades past, my hatred for all men is of a kind, and not a man lives who can discern my pleasure. Therefore, to you lady Van Winkle I say… CHECKETH THY PRIVILEGE!”
“’Tis simply about making a statement, friend Jon. When thou wakest, thou must ask thyself, ‘what schemes of the devil shalt I tolerate this day!’ Hark, not fucking this!”
“Hark, the rumor hath come out. Does Bruno Mars is gay?”
“But is that not bondage, Richard?”
“Nay, Mortimer, for they labor for one another.”
“Is that not but bondage with extra steps?”
“*sarcasm* Surely thou shalt bed many women in thy schooling days.”
“Onward, good hound, lest I deprive thee of thy snacks of Scooby."
“A blight upon sand, the loathsome substance! I find it rough, course, irritating, a consuming pestilence. ’Tis unlike this place, where all is smooth and fair.”
“This is thine error, for behold, there is writ M for miniature when should be writ W for wumbo.”
“Good Patrick, I fear wumbo is foreign to mine ear.”
“Forsooth, friend Spongebob. Hast thou not heard? I wumbo, thou wumbo, he, she, thee wumbo, wumbo, wumboing...”
“Hark, ‘twould I be killed by a fall from this height?”
“...wumbology, the esteemed study of wumbo? Tis known in all Christendom.”
“Forgive me my doubts, sweet friend.”
“Didst thou like it? If so, thou needed only to put upon it a ring.”
