#emergency bruce

[tonybannerblog]

I suddenly found myself in dire need of a Bruce fix. Should anyone else be in a similar situation, here he is.

[brucespringsteenfuckyeah]

Emergency Bruce time, special naughty-bruce-springsteen. Because life sucks and even when you can’t be close to the person you need, Bruce is not going anywhere. ❤︎❤︎❤︎

x x

[naughty-bruce-springsteen]

My fiancé slept with another man on her hen night, a week before our wedding. I'm not sure emergency Bruce is strong enough to help, but can we try?

Some would say she’s trouble and you’re better off finding out already. Some would say she’s only human, and everyone fucks up sometimes, and everyone deserves a second chance. That’s up to you to decide. But is this marriage doomed? Not necessarily. Fuck no. There is always hope. It could still work out. Never forget that even some of the best marriages got a shaky start. Bruce and Patti’s beautiful relationship - strong, solid, and stable - had a very rocky start. It was anything but ideal. Bruce was still technically married to his first wife, even though they were separated. But he fell in love with Patti, who is perfect for him, his ideal match, and she was basically The Other Woman. That is just nasty, I will not defend it. It was a shit way for them to get together, but in the end everyone involved was better off. Sometimes bad things can be kinda undone. And this love affair that started so wrong ended up being the real thing.

So don’t let a bad start put you off. Maybe it’ll work out, maybe it won’t. But you’ll never know unless you stick around to find out. So if this is something you truly want, maybe forgiveness and a fresh start is the way to go. But it’s up to you to figure out if this girl is worth it, if she’s the Patti to your Bruce!

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[naughty-bruce-springsteen]

I got led on by a Nathan Fillion look-alke who is apparently IN A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP. #EmergencyBruce, please?

#EMERGENCY BRUCE WILL KICK HIS SORRY ASS

[naughty-bruce-springsteen]

I would like to request some emergency Bruce because our car broke down today and fixing it will be very (very) expensive....

#EmergencyBruce says climb in these two lanes will take us anywhere

[naughty-bruce-springsteen]

brucespringsteenfuckyeah said:

Is it still acceptable to wear velvet pants ?

#EmergencyBruce says you can wear whatever the fuck you want if it makes you happy

[naughty-bruce-springsteen]

I just got dumped by my best friend and better half of six years. Even a little emergency Bruce would suffice.

#EMERGENCY BRUCE HAS BEEN SECRETLY LONGING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR SO LONG BECAUSE NOW HE CAN FINALLY BE WITH YOU AND MAKE YOU HIS OWN

[naughty-bruce-springsteen]

When I die I’d like to be remembered for #Emergency Bruce