Feb 3
You're on another planet
Follow me, they're gonna follow 'Cause I'm on the inside and they're on the outside waiting This time I know myself It's been a long time coming, been a long time coming ★
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You're on another planet
Follow me, they're gonna follow 'Cause I'm on the inside and they're on the outside waiting This time I know myself It's been a long time coming, been a long time coming ★
DON'T gotta respond to this. I just was compelled. Hope ya have a good day
jokes aside, thank you for this @gruvu!! I cackled like a witch in voicechat <3<3<3<3
(investigating the missing women in Kirkwall) Hawke: Are you sure there's not some sex angle we should be considering? Emeric: (sarcastically) Good point. Kirkwall is famed for its occult sex-murder rites. We'll get on it immediately. Hawke: It doesn't have to be murder. It can just be sex. Emeric: Actually it does have to be murder. This is a murder investigation.
Round #2 — Match 31 of 52
Warden Amell
“i love amell because the origin starts with tower politics and templar pressure and then suddenly you’re out in the real world like “oh cool, everyone hates mages AND i’m a national hero now.” also i’m sorry but the idea that the chantry snatched up like five amell siblings because the family kept producing mages is so darkly funny in a “wow thedas is awful” way.”
“warden amell is such a satisfying protagonist pick because the backstory is doing double duty: you’ve got the circle experience (restriction, surveillance, that constant low-grade dread) and you’ve also got this offscreen family history sitting in kirkwall like a landmine. so when da2 is happening in the background, it’s not just “another city”, it’s technically your extended family’s mess too. and i like that it’s not played as some grand chosen destiny thing - amell can be a talented mage, sure, but a lot of it is just circumstance and endurance: you survive the tower disaster, survive ostagar, and then keep surviving. vote amell for the mage origin angst, the hawke cousin connection, and the sheer audacity of a circle kid accidentally becoming one of the most important figures in ferelden.”
vs. Emeric
“ser emeric was the only templar in kirkwall doing actual detective work and everyone treated him like he was being annoying. okay.”
“Kirkwall: nothing to see here Emeric: i have seen SEVERAL THINGS HERE”
Who should advance?
Amell
Emeric
was writing some romance prompts to develop my ocs' relationship and ive come to the violent realization that neither of these men have a romantic bone in their body
Love this image of the alliance leaders in their updated garb, as if they've all been in the same vicinity since the base game.
Jorunn you didn't even go to the High Isle peace talks. You sent your kid because you were busy shacking up with your new hot girlfriend or whatever.
Happy Ace Week to these two demisexual disasters! I love when we get to watch them digging into a puzzle together.
(Junior the kitten is also there because he’s Officially The Best)
@what-eats-owls
Jester King Jorunn: "Jorunn did not swim to Vulkhel Guard, though he is drenched. This place is too hot for clothing."
Jester King Emeric: "No! Don't you dare strip naked!"
Jester King Jorunn: "Jorunn wishes to glisten in the warm breeze!"
Jorunn proceeds to strip naked while the crowd begins to cheer.
