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[pvke-princess]

i think it's hot when guys cry when they're sick sorry arrest me

[emetocat]

Imagine your partner waking you up in the middle of the night, and the immediate surge of panic. They never complain, never ask you for anything. "Baby, my stomach hurts," they mumble.

"Bad?" You ask, trying to stay calm.

"No I just... didn't want to be alone." And you relax, pulling them against you and letting a hand wander to their stomach. There's safety in this moment, and a closeness you rarely experience. Slowly, their breath evens as you trace circles on their aching stomach. You fall back asleep soon after.

Morning comes too quickly when you're pulled from sleep to them moaning softly. They're sitting up, arms wrapped around their stomach. "Aww baby you still feeling sick?" They nod, then stand suddenly and head toward the bathroom. You drag yourself out of bed and follow, finding them hunched over the toilet. They glance up at you, meeting your gaze.

"You really think I'm sexy like this?" Their chuckle ends in a gag and they quickly turn back. You crouch beside them, one hand on their back, the other wandering across their stomach and chest. They relax into your touch for a moment before dry heaving. Once they've recovered their breath, they turn back and kiss you. "Maybe this doesn't have to be so ba-" They're cut off by another gag. They are sexy like this.

[emetohno]

Arghhhh today my gf was trying to get a hair out of her mouth while leering over me. I joked that it looked like she was trying to gag herself, and she laughed... and then stuck her fingers down her throat. She didn't gag or anything but I've been replaying the image in my mind all day @_@

She also had way too much soda today so she kept burping. At one point she had her head on my lap and started to burp, then sorta shifted and sat up. Said something like "That burp wasn't a burp. Like, if I kept forcing it, something would've come up." aaaaajkhkfgdhlsf

I know I wouldn't cope very well with the reality of her being sick on my lap, but in fantasy? I was wearing a dress, so it would have poorly caught what came up. She seems like the type of person that would gag again immediately from the taste/feeling of vomit in her mouth. Maybe even in the midst of apologizing. "Oh my gosh I'm so sor-*hrrk*" Adding to the pile. I'd tell her it's ok, just get it up, we can clean up later. Pulling her hair back out of her face. Definitely not shivering with fear and arousal and disgust and excitement at the warm mess in my lap, at her pathetic adorable noises

[pvke-princess]

Reallyyyyy thinking about projectile puking because omggg they're so sick 🥺 and you know their belly feels so much better afterwards 🥺

[pvke-princess]

i want my boyfriend to wake up feeling soooooo sooo sick to his stomach that he can't even think he just writhes around until he's forced to sit up with a projectile wave of vomit spewing out of him

[pvke-princess]

Imagine sickie puking huge all down caretaker's back🤤🥵🤢

FUCK yeahh 🥵

especially a sickie that's sooo sleepy but isn't falling asleep. caretaker tries everything until they finally just hold them against their chest. sickie rests on caretakers shoulder as nausea overcomes them. their belly lurches, and sends up a slobbering belch with a warm wave of watery puke right down caretaker's back.

maybe caretaker stays put and lets them finish 🤭 or maybe they push them away 🤭 or maybe they carry them to the bathroom 🤭

[pvke-princess]

a big huge belly shrinking burp that brings up the meal that's been making them feel sick . it's thick and slobbery and mucousy and they're so relieved to be getting it out . 🥵

maybe it happens in bed ?? maybe it happens at dinner ?? maybe they catch it ?? maybe a long car ride ??

[pvke-princess]

went on vacation with friends and came back with the experience that I've always wanted 😋 I roomed with my bestie in our hotel and we never saw our immediate neighbors , but we could tell through the wall it was a couple lmaoo

my bed shared the wall with their room and guys..... when I say I could hear him puking the last night ... 🤤 the falling asleep thoughts went crazyyyyyy like did he eat something bad? what's he puking up? is he gonna puke again is his stomach hurting what's his girlfriend doinghhhhhh

I heard him puke twice before I fell asleep and both times sounded so sick 😭 we had our bathroom door and window open so im guessing they did the same because it was so clear to meeeee lmao once in a lifetime experience. he coughed so much to get up huge waves that splashed so loud and lasted so long. my bestie couldn't hear from across the room and over our TV so it was all for me 😋 when he puked again in the morning I really didn't want to check out 💔