Indulge Yourself...
…With your very own hand-crafted, traditional honey drizzler.
Carved lovingly from live, homegrown pine wood, this time-tested, multi-purpose tool is a must-have for women of all ages. Designed for comfort from head to base, this drizzler comes with a long handle of thicker-than-average girth for a secure grip that couples with excellent reach. A full head of generous girth delivers that maximum dose of sweetness from the moment it twirls in your hands, ringed with deep ridges-- polished smooth into gentle slopes—that collects and retains liberal amounts of that sweet, sticky poison of your choice once dipped, until you may find yourself wondering how long it’ll be before it’s completely dry again. First-time testers never need to fear, because every inch of this fine instrument has been carefully-balanced, then sanded and polished into a sinfully-smooth, natural finish, making it fit right at home in the curve of your hand as you serve up that delicious treat for yourself or for company.
Whether you’re a goddess in the kitchen, or just a busy lady craving for that little dash of sweetness on the side, every day can become just a little more delectable with this friendly, whimsical honey drizzler tucked away in your drawer.
Treat yourself. Take a taste of that forbidden sweetness.
Ezarel: “Here you go. Just so you won’t get too lonely whenever I’m out of town.”
Barbed-Phoenix: I’m so sorry @mcl-pauly, but the rumors are true: I have no shame. But then again, neither does this blue bastard. Especially when he first made the suggestion in this NSFW one-shot.
Honey drizzler image source: depositphotos.com
Ezarel image source: EMi-ChocolateCat @ Deviantart
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