harlots modern au:
emily lacey has a doormat on her stoop that say ‘cum again soon’
lydia quigley thinks it is tacky af and leaves a dead body on it to demonstrate her disapproval
the wells women pretend they all hate but are secretly super jealous they didnt think of it first
nancy laughs every time she sees it and doesn’t try to hide her enjoyment because she likes how much it riles mags up
mrs scanwell keeps removing it
amelia scanwell keeps putting it back
pa patiently steps over it entirely on the rare occasion he is called upon to cross the threshold to deliver one of ma’s threats (and/or schemes)
lady fitz never sees it at all - she only has eyes for charlotte and her skirt is far too big











