#emmaisms

[raedas]

do you think the my little ponies ever explored a vast cavern only to find the bones of an man, unsure of what it even was, save for twilight, the only among them who could identify such a creature, and yet refused to do so for fear of what might come next

[raedas]

epic game store is the fucking slowest updating piece of shit I've ever used in my life

[redheadfibers]

pastor: *talking to tiny childrens about what to do when we're scared* there have been some scary things that happened this week, but you probably don't know about them.

4 year old: I do! there were attacks in Paris. and Isis is attacking more people.

pastor: right, I forgot your dad reads you the headlines and then you discuss them.

4 year old: *continues looking adorable while being more knowledgeable than half the room*

[redheadfibers]

4 year old: *explaining that her family is watching the republican debates but that's not their party* we're democrats. that means we want big government.

[quietandconstellated]

Two Teenagers On a Night In

The scene: Emma's basement. Emma is Tumblring. Shanna is playing Sims. Both are in pajamas and glasses.

Emma: (sees picture) Oh. Oh. What is that? That is a bong. Wait, no it's not. What's a pot cigarette called? 

Shanna: I know this...I know this...it's a buh...

Emma: A blunt!

Shanna: We are very good teenagers.

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