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did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday
special ordered them from the bank
nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work
thats…thats $100, right?
@ you weebs
2,000/10=200
Two hundred dollar power move
#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me #It’s my bragging right #Even Gaud can’t take that away
You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes
Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.
i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t
the answers keep getting worse better
Guys it’s 50$.
what the hell.
honey no
This post is getting progressively worse and I love it with a passion
yeah that’s me
They’re also the person who accidentally got a math degree
yeah i did that too
how do you accidentally get a math degree
with extreme bitterness
one time alexander the great rode dick for 8 hours and then spent 8 hours the next day riding a horse, and that’s why i believe bottoms deserve more credit
Except no, he didn’t. There is no evidence anywhere that says Alexander the Great was gay. What historical reference says that? His multiple wives maybe? His many children born to them? Or whatever delusion you’ve cooked up to pass your own opinion?
honey , i’m not spending an extra year in uni to get a classics degree not to respond to this directly
i) alexander had one (1) unborn child at the time of his death, because he only, miserably, managed to knock up one of his three (3) wives after his boyfriend died
–> had alexander produced more than ONE (1) child, the hellenistic age would not have been defined by the fallout caused by his generals warring to decide a successor, ultimately destroying his empire and arguably sending everyone from macedon to modern-day palestine into a cultural dark age
ii) macedonian kings took multiple wives to secure succession, a political move that alexander resisted despite the urging of both antipater and olympias (i’ll let you google them on your own time) for almost an literal
decade
– > there’s an anecdote found in the curtius , your “historical reference” – you can google his dates – about alexander’s parents sending him a hooker because they were afraid he didn’t … how do i say it nicely? wanna fuck women
it’s absolutely true that you can’t say alexander was gay; that’s grossly reductive, because sexuality didn’t exist by modern definition in ancient times. more, alexander DID bone a woman, willingly, at one point – a satrap’s (google that) wife, named barsine, with whom he may or may not have produced a bastard child called heracles. getting dicked down doesn’t negate wanting to dick another down, an interesting concept that you would be familiar with if you took a quick jaunt out of that homophobic bubble wrap you’ve duct-taped yourself into. we also can’t FOR SURE 100% conclusively say that alexander and hephaestion boned; but plutarch, curtius, and diodorus are some notable biographers who delve into detail about alexander’s life-long, likely romantic connection to his right hand man, who he mourned so excessively at the time of his death that there was hardly a dime left for alexander’s own funeral. they didn’t make that shit up – you can google what source criticism is, but some of THEIR sources included ptolemy i soter and callisthenes – oof, more people for you to google! modern scholars from reames to borza to müller to green assume that he was getting dicked down for the above reasons, too!
at last, i shall acknowledge that my Humour Post refers to lucian (pro lapsu inter salutandum 8), who has some wink-wink-nudge-nudge content concerning who slept in whose tent when, but who wants to retread old ground? here’s another one of my favorites instead:
323 was the year of alexander’s death (historical!), but even if lucian made all of this up, as this scholar seems to nudge at, it’s still quite telling that a cultural memory and historical tradition that the romans associated with alexander included his love of massive, throbbing cocks, non?
people who share your dreadfully uninformed and outdated opinion include, if i’m not mistaken, a handful of stodgy greek lawyers, a man named william woodthorpe tarn, and helmut berve. tarn was an imperialist, and berve? a literal nazi.
I’m sorry but I just had to reblog this. This is a fucking epic beatdown.
I want haiku bot to come and run them over, that hero roomba
I want haiku bot to come and run them over that hero roomba
(I see what you did there, @hurlyburlywitch)
Naomi loves laying in boxes, but she was sad because this one was too tall for her to lay down AND see us at the same time
So we got creative, and I think she likes the solution
Good news everyone!!
Princess baby got an upgrade!!!
She says thank you for all the love 💕
this is the type of content i wanna see when i sign onto tumblr dot com
Life hack
Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g., take meds)? Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it. You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not.
This might be the most genius idea I’ve ever read.
why are jason’s only solutions for any problem either ‘molotov cocktail’ or ‘marriage’
Most people: fight or flight
Jason Mendoza: fight or fuck
He’s got the the face of a Greek god and the problem solving ability of one too
because he’s FLORIDA MAN
@just-truffles !!!!!!
why do ghosts and demons respond to fake Latin chanting?
boredom?
outrage at the terrible pronunciation and grammar
Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them.
How was this even caught on camera?
did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet
Did you know that pound for pound, house cats are THE most efficient land predators?
Cats are better than you.
……they’re allowed……
Let them in
Being a fic writer like
Friend: How’s the writing going? You’ve been at it for hours
Me:
How do we explain to 40+ year olds online that you can’t just end every sentence with “…” without conveying a really ominous vibe lol.
i love that this post has informed me that thousands of other people my age are terrified by totally innocuous messages from parents, professors, and bosses.
how to hydrate for summer
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two common mistake:
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Whatever happens tonight, I want you to remember one thing: You are not doing this for me. You are not doing this for you. Somewhere out there is an eight year old girl, lying in bed, dreaming of being a criminal. Let’s do this for her.
Debbie Ocean, Ocean’s 8 (2018)
Happy #InternationalFriendshipDay !
It’s hard to knit a blanket when someone wants to lay on the blanket.
Headcanon: Cher is demisexual
No but you don’t understand!!!!! Cher is totally demisexual (like I will fight for this)
Also Clueless is an adaptation of Emma by Jane Austen, and in every version Emma (Cher) is totally demisexual. Like even the original.
She isn’t attracted to anyone and actually wants to be an old spinster. She describes being in love as “not in my nature” the few times she experiences attraction it’s with people she’s close with. And when the friendship with one of them ends, the entire attraction part ends pretty much immediately.
She does ends up with someone. It’s someone she’s been close with for most of her life. She is pretty clear that if they weren’t so close emotionally she wouldn’t have ever been interested, or even attracted.
Emma Woodhouse is totally demisexual, and every version/adaptation of her is too, including Cher Horowitz.