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rumble is yearning again

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Fuck it!!! Posting another video bc I like this one a lot too!!!

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So like,, my suggestion to having a good social media experience is finding something you like, finding out if it has cute plushies, finding out if people who post their cute plushies have a specific tag they use, and following that tag

I’m following 3 plushie tags on instagram and I love it, my experience has improved vastly

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No one asked for this but I delivered!

Twrp’s Synth Solos Rated by How Sexy I Think They Are

The criteria is a little loose, my qualifications are few other than I own a synth, and I am willing to discuss all of these in painstaking detail. Let’s get started.

Prelude - this is the *puts sword under opponent’s chin and tilts their head up* of synth solos, very triumphant, thinks it won, but has it? 7/10 a pretty sexy start

Computer Wife - while not technically a solo bc it’s synth AND guitar, I feel obligated to include it due to its sexiness, 9/10 for being a rule-breaker, a bad boy

That sustained note at the beginning of Computer Wife - YES I’m counting it, it gets me rock hard every time, 11/10 unbelievably sexy

NPD (og) - I honestly tried to think of something more coherent that “it feels like a tease” for this one but. I can’t. So. It feels like a tease. 8.7/10 if you’re into that

Icq - a great payoff to a good buildup, I hear it and I get a little tingle at the base of my spine, feels like a good climax, 9.5/10

Believe in your dreams - once again some good buildup, payoff isn’t as good though, kinda fades into the background a bit, but due to personal reasons I have to give it some bonus points, 6.5/10

Time Crystal - honestly not sure if this one counts or not, it sounds really cool though, 4/10

Makin a move - Ngl I forget this song exists sometimes until it gets to the synth solo and I’m snapped back into reality, brings joy to my sad world, 8/10

NPD (new) - more crisp and clean than the og, also feels a bit too polished in a weird way, too sterile to be sexy compared to the rest of the song, the talkbox got me harder, 4.1/10

Groove Crusaders - definitely enhances the rest of the song, I wouldn’t like it nearly as much as I do if it wasn’t there, pretty sexy, 7/10

Atomic Karate - tbh I have a surprising amount to say about this song and how keys-driven it is, anyway it’s very punchy and to-the-point, not inherently sexy but it’s confident, and confidence is sexy, 8.5/10

Pets - objectively incredibly good and I have a lot of thoughts about it but I can’t call it sexy, 0/10

Strike A Pose - pretty cute, pretty sexy, pretty middle of the road, not too much to say about this one, though I do like the sax a bit better, 5/10

Feels Pretty Good - I actually tried to learn this one and put it off until I can improve bc I don’t have the skills to make it sound sexy enough yet, gives me chills, I’d fuck it, very sexy 10/10

Generous Dimensions - agh this one’s cute!! It’s like a chaste kiss that promises more later on, and that can be pretty sexy, 7.8/10

Hidden Potential - doesn’t do too much for me, but I don’t think it’s supposed to, 2/10

L.A.D.Y. Radio - I forget this one exists a lot too, I like it and it fits the song well but it could be sexier but does it really need to? 3/10

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So when can I post my nsp hot takes now that I’ve had time to self reflect

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It has come to my attention that I haven’t posted anything from the twrp and protomen function the other night so here’s my favorite video I got

I’m 100% positive he pointed at me bc we talked keytars at the meet n greet, and after I told him what model I had he said “oh you got the NEW ONE!! you’re gonna make me look bad!!!” it was really fucking cute

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In addition to discontinuing my name I knocked out my mobile header as well bc I couldn’t find a new one that I liked enough

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IM GETTING A TON OF SUPERNATURAL GROUPS RECOMMENDED TO ME I DONT EVEN WATCH THE SHOW I JUST LOVE THE CLOWNERY