the signs as random things i do when procrastinating
aries: suddenly doesn’t reply to any texts or dms for three days and feels bad afterwards
taurus: just laying in bed for so long that their hips hurt tbh
gemini: playing video games that they’re sick of and feeling sorry for themselves because there’s nothing else to play or even do augh
cancer: saying “i know right” without making any effort to understand or relate to what someone says
leo: cutting water out of their diet accidentally
virgo: making other people do your chores discreetly
libra: “hey look, my closet floor disappeared! huh thats odd, well i’d better go back to bed now good afternoon heh”
scorpio: naww i don’t wanna
sagittarius: looking at dad jokes at 3 am no shame
aquarius: typing in all lowercase cuz i don’t give a shit m8
pisces: trying not to procrastinate by not doing anything wait
